I go by he/they, yall can call me Rock (not my irl name)
I AM A MINOR SO DONT BE GROSS JEEBUS CRISP
cw/tw for cursing, mental health issues, and dark themed media (esp video games)
you can find more of the darker/creepier things I think are cool on my side-blog @autistic-pet-rocks-lair
rules:
Don’t be gross, I am a minor, I’m here for fandoms and silly times, no nsfw/nsft on this blog (I may reblog smth slightly suggestive but only things almost entirely based around one of my interests such as a ship I like from smth I watch)
Don’t be mean, I’m nuerospicy and it seriously hurts my feelings, please don’t bully a teen on the internet
No politics, they be scary and I’m intentionally not getting involved in them for as long as safely possible (no me existing is not being political on my blog)
Don’t ask me for money, I don’t have any, uh, yeah
more under the cut!
things about me:
Overall, I’m a trans masc silly lil guy, I go by he/they, I have a trans gf who I’ve been dating for over 4 years!!!!
mental health issues: as of now I’ve been diagnosed with ADHD, autism, social anxiety, sensory processing disorder, and persistent depressive disorder.
i started transitioning a little over two and a half years ago. I don’t think I want to go on t, but I’ll probably want top surgery once I’m 18/done growing. My girlfriend is ab half a year on e!!!
things I like
danganronpa (current obsession), I’ve watched season 1, v2, Despair Girls, season 3, v3, and I’m partway through v1 and dangan 0, also shout out to Twisted Minds Theater for adding to my dangan addiction with their Goodbye Despair musical on yt! Link here
Murder Drones (though I still don’t know if I totally understand it), I made my first cosplay ever of N!
The Amazing Digital Circus (abstradegy for life)
Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel
crocheting! It’s perfect for watching game playthroughs or undubbed anime’s when you want to still be doing smth while paying attention
being lgbtqia+! I wouldn’t have met a lot of my friends without having a good gaydar
my girlfriend <3, I wouldn’t be here without her
reading and writing
dark humor
Jiminy album by Bear Ghost (working on a storyline based off the album :3)
tags!!!
For og posts - #rock be yapping
Things that remind me of my gf - my gf <3
Love seeing fandom content in different languages. There's something very funny about something I can't understand being randomly interspersed with familiar words, it makes me giggle. I just saw a tiktok of a woman ranting passionately in (i think) polish, and I managed to catch the words "Ryland Grace" "Simon Iron Lung" and "drag show" so I just KNOW there's something interesting going on in that womans head. I like the mystery, I think it's good enrichment for me.
whatever man. bloodymary arcane au (ft coltlandgentry)
grace is from the upper city, his family used to be high-ranking nobles just below the families of councilors in the social order before the incident
turns out your older brother killing your parents to protect you and your twin kinda lowers your status a little
as far as grace knows court's still serving life in stillwater
colt is with a band of traveling performers and is hard to keep track of
grace stops even trying to visit either of them once he gets into the academy
he's been obsessed with magic his entire life because their dad was innately arcane and used it to abuse them, and so grace always dreamed of a type of magic anyone could use to protect themselves from people like their dad
(bonus angst from grace finding out he's also innately arcane/parallel to the coma gene)
his hot take he got thrown out of academia for is the theory that magic can be harnessed and stabilized
he is widely pitied for this. it is pretty much openly the consensus of his colleagues that while he is brilliant his obsession with the concept of an oxymoronic "safe magic" is obviously the result of his childhood trauma
becomes a private tutor for piltovan children since he is still granted a lot of leeway due to being a noble
bonus: "you have no surviving family" from stratt is the moment grace learns court and colt are both "dead"
simon is from the undercity and was born with deformities due to proximity to the toxicity of the sump
maybe part vastaya for the "mutations"/fishy look?
proud zaunite, and that pride and love for his home and compassion for his people caused him to be manipulated into the ranks of a cultlike chem-baron empire
escaped, but not before being complicit in a lot of fucked up shit
hates shimmer but still relies on it for the functionality of his chemtech arm
currently on the run from what he believes to be a team of undercover enforcers, but are actually a task force appointed directly by councilor stratt
consumed by guilt and constantly debates just turning himself in
extras:
i think how rocky would be involved is like, when runeterra's magic starts getting unstable (in-universe version of the astrophage crisis), his usually very hidden and reclusive civilization sends out a crew to gather data on the world runes. the rest of his crew dies from the "radiation" of the unstable magic, but rocky is protected because he works with petricite (for whatever reason idk)
i don't think eridian-like creatures existing on runeterra would be that much of a stretch but it can be rocktiz if you want
ellie is kind of a cross between warwick and orianna, she used to be an ordinary vastaya child but has been experimented on to the point of being an almost mindless killer, an extension of the will of her unseen creator
A lot of the side characters in PHM were changed/merged/removed for the movie so I thought I would draw how I imagined them while reading the book. Closeups below the cut!
No Leclerc is not intentionally similar looking to Jon Sims TMA he just kinda looks like that coincidentally I swear.
Grace finds a phone tucked in a random maintenance hatch a couple years into the Erid trip and starts laughing so hard he's crying because the pictures and videos folder is full of Vat shenanigans.
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3
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Shapiro drowning in Dubois’ EVA suit. Dubois with Shapiro's suit taped to him and her helmet balanced on top of his head
Grace looking at the camera confused while the core time circle around him like the one girl surrounded by five guys meme
Stratt reclined on a couch looking demure with a coffee mug and using Grace's legs as a lap board for her tablet. Grace is dead asleep, obviously snoring with his mouth wide open and covered in reports. His glasses are on Stratt's head.
Carl walking by the camera with Grace thrown over his shoulder. Grace is visibly pleased and yapping.
Illyukhina walking by the camera with Grace thrown over her shoulder. Grace looks vaguely ill.
Yao passionately doing karaoke with each of the core staff members.
Lamai asleep on a prototype coma bed.
Steve Hatch maternity shoot with the Beatles.
Grace and Dimtri using a centrifuge to make butter.
Grace and Dimitri getting yelled at by Lokken for using a centrifuge to make butter.
Dubois carrying Grace and Shapiro under each arm to the cafeteria. They all are talking like this is a normal occurrence.
Yao hanging upside down from a simulator that glitched with a straight face while Illyukhina is crying laughing on the floor below him.
Compilation video of the world's greatest minds dropping tools, tripping, and running into the glass walls.
Videos of the astronauts defeatedly drifting away from the mock ship in the buoyancy tank after losing their grip. The others are dramatically reaching out for them.
Redell teaching the Russians about New Zealand bombing dives in the training pools.
Shapiro, in formal wear, standing next to a slideshow titled “How I Cloned and Replaced the World Leaders”
Dubois - “My Alien Seduction Tactics"
Grace - “Middle Schooler vs Scientist”
Dimitri - “Using the Incorrect Equipment for Correct Results"
Hatch - “Yoko Ono: First Contact?”
Lamai - “How Not to Use a Coma Robot”
Lokken - “Grace is an Idiot”
Leclerc - “The Ice Age and You”
Stratt - “Things I DO NOT Have Time For”
Carl - “Securing a Home Depot for Idiots”
Yao - “Worst Times to Make a Joke”
Illyukhina - "Benefits of Vodka in Space”
Reddell - “What I Did in 1989”
Illyukhina passed out on top of Dmitri (also passed out) surrounded by a minefield of bottles none of which are for alcohol.
Leclerc looking upset and holding a penguin plushy.
Horrible mishmash of memes from all over the world plus some homemade memes of various quality.
The ship name for Ava and Stratt is genuinely frying me bc wdym it's "Trolley Operators"? I think their ship name is trolley operators is so lovely and funny! Gosh I hate these women!!! They are so wonderous and morally gray!!!!!
love to think that the reason ava ironlung wears her ear jewellery instead of piercings is because they don’t have the resources for safe piercings. she’d have sm piercings if she could
to bloodymary it she gets to earth and immediately gets a bunch. stratt makes sure she goes to an actually certified place, and buys her titanium jewellery :3
moral of the story let ava have an eyebrow piercing.
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