[yungsquidward]

[nflstreet]

me: *showing vacation pics* and this is from where we went t- 

 guy who plays geoguessr for 14 hours a day: I know.

[rintezukas]

Chickens are all old ladys

[rintezukas]

Wings are their little coats and they walk in a venerable way and they make a noise at things

[catsconstellation]

[mt-2-deactivated20220115]

[start id: a text conversation reading: “are you okay after yesterday” person 1 asks. person 2 responds “yes, just need some burgers to validate my gender identity”. person 2′s icon is an orange cat looking directly at the viewer. end id]

[thegood-byelook]

I still don't know what I'm wearing to the living room New Years Eve... I might not even go.

[foxgirltail]

I think everyone, both normal and cis people, should get two free legal name changes at no cost

[stupidiocy-somewhere-else]

No hate but

“Both normal and cis” you wanna run that by me one more time?

[foxgirltail]

What’s not clicking

[gucci-tinfoil-hat]

Sniff sniff sniff hello hi sniff sniff hi hi sniff sniff

[imagefragrance]

they hate me for my annoying girl swag

[aluka]

they banned cunt and penis ...well what are we going to serve and slay now

[aluka]

[ID: a reply from @/swapmonument. it says "it's laying absolute egg" / end ID]

[tamagotchi]

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys

[asfgjfkgjnfkjgnkfjg]

Hey. @staff

If you’re going to ban #girl, ban me too. I stand in solidarity with women. I will sacrifice myself for the #girl tag. Enough is enough.

[coochiekrab]

[straycatj]

おはようさまでち

Ｊせんせは おねぼでち

Good morning, this is Kofu ♥ Master J is oversleeping!

[livedinthecastle]

hello and welcome to “is this word tumblr approved?” a post where i take it upon myself to find out if a word is still approved

[livedinthecastle]

NUT

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

BALLSACK

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILKERS

status: approved

[livedinthecastle]

MILF

status: banned

[livedinthecastle]

MILFY

status: approved

[mymp3player-moved]

[starjasmines]

newborn babies will order milk from boober eats

[fishyyuzi]

👼🏻🐺