I'm A Gay Robot

.:You're an android.:. A protection unit who's name is Azarael Omate. Your other half is Phoenix.; a protection protocol set into place to protect the core from any other harm; mental or physical. You're a member of the Midnight Crew. You were...

[automatedprotector]

I don’t think you understand what that word means.

[automatedprotector]

golgothasmoon:

Clicking your way down the hallway you both make it to the door and…you can’t open it. Well…there have been times when you’ve managed to turn the knob with your mouth but that took an embarrassing amount of time and you don’t want to keep Az waiting. Throwing the dastardly knob a quick glare, you look back to Az with imploring eyes and look back at the knob with contempt. 

You follow Jake, happy as can be as you walk down the hallway. He can’t open the door however and after a brief moment of berating yourself for expecting your rugged lycanthrope leader to be able to open the door, you giggle a little at the glare he sends the door. Ruffling the fur on top of his head, you lean forward and open the door, straightening to let him walk out. “Curse those doors and their dastardly behavior eh Jake?” you ask, patting him gently atop the head again.

[golgothasmoon]

Bows? Why bows? Why is he wanting to put bows in your fur? You really hope he doesn’t make you look too silly, you’re a rugged lycanthrope thank you very much! Taking a few steps towards hallway leading outdoors, you turn and rumble at him to follow…after all you can’t really talk like this.

[automatedprotector]

You smile, excitedly before you nod and follow him at the rumble. Of course you know what the rumble means, you’re well trained in noises and their translation into words. You’re so going to put bows in his fur. Because everyone likes bows! It’d be absurd to not put them in his fur. Even rugged lycanthropes should enjoy bows.

[automatedprotector]

I’m not sure what I should do here lately.

Everyone is so busy it seems. ):

[automatedprotector]

"Why is it that your face looks like that?"

“I. I beg your pardon? What’s wrong with my face?”

[galaxyreptile-deactivated201605]

“I knew you weren’t human, but what you are does not come to my memory. You see I did not intend to come off as insensitive since I am not human either. I am not even from this odd planet.”

[automatedprotector]

“I’m an android. Not a robot though, we’re not the same and I don’t like being called a robot. It’s okay, don’t worry! I’m not offended, I was just confused. Oh, really? Hmm, you don’t look like a troll...or a trickster.”

[automatedprotector]

"Why is it that your face looks like that?"

“I. I beg your pardon? What’s wrong with my face?”

[galaxyreptile-deactivated201605]

“Did I say something out of line? I only mentioned how it does not look like all the others.”

[automatedprotector]

“No it just...caught me by surprise is all. Most people know what I am...Er, it’s because I’m not like everyone else.”

[automatedprotector]

"Why is it that your face looks like that?"

“I. I beg your pardon? What’s wrong with my face?”

[golgothasmoon]

The softest ears, you have them. Once both ears are scratched you seem to melt into his touch with your tail thumping against the floor.However, the moment seems to only last a minute or two before Az pulls away. Whining at the loss of the touch you nod your head once again before standing back up.

[automatedprotector]

His ears are so soft and you love petting them. You’d totally be more than content to pet his fur and his ears as much as he’d let you. He whines and you give him a sympathetic look before straightening. “Once we get you all cleaned up we can brush you and I’m gonna put bows in your fur.”

[golgothasmoon]

Listening to him muse, you sit down on your haunches and tilt your head for better scritching access. Yes there were a few streams here and there on the island that you occasionally used but you can’t really tell him that. So in response you just nod your head. 

[automatedprotector]

You scratch at his ears, getting both hands in on it because his ears are still super soft and heck yes you want to pet them. He nods, his head bumping against your hands and then pulling away and you hum thoughtfully. “Can you lead me to a stream?”

[automatedprotector]

So little time to do everything gosh.

Every time I turn around I’ve got even more to do! The bakery is so very busy.

[automatedprotector]

I need help making leaf shoes.

Er. Shoes that look like leaves.

[automatedprotector]

I’ve had so much to do lately, I’ve hardly been around ):

[golgothasmoon]

Continuing to show your disapproval, you begrudgingly lean into the pets and scritches. It takes awhile but you eventually cave, huffing through your nose, you suppose Az had a point and maybe the water would help loosen your coat further. Now getting you into a bathtub was going to be a bit of a doozy due to your size. 

[automatedprotector]

You drag gentle fingers through his fur and smile brightly, scratching at his ears as you try to coax him into a bath. Once he finally caves in, you make a happy sound, something akin to a beep and pet between his ears. “Hmmm, I think a bath is out of the question, but maybe a stream? Or a pond instead? I suppose we could use a shower if it’s big enough.” you muse idly, still scratching at his ears.

[golgothasmoon]

At the very mention of needing a bath, your ears flick back and you grumble in displeasure. No baths for you, thank you very much! When your muzzle’s briefly kissed, your tongue flicks out to quickly lap at Az’s face and when he speaks again your ears pop upright. Yes , onto the brushing please!

[automatedprotector]

Snorting at his obvious disapproval, you scratch at the ears that have gone back before you giggle when he licks your face. Scratching down his jaw and under his chin, you huff. “C’mon now Jake. Your fur is in in awful condition and we have to clean it first! Or else you’re going to get the pretty ribbons all dirty.”

[golgothasmoon]

Rather than having Az sit around and wait while you shift, you take the moment to do so before he arrives. Once you’re finished and you hear him call out for you,  it’s only a second before you’re bounding down the stairs to greet him with your claws clicking against metal, your coat looking like it was in need of a good brushing and tail wagging behind you.  

[automatedprotector]

You’re only there a few moments before you hear the heavy thump of Jake running down the stairs, claws clicking against the metal. He meets you, tail wagging and coat a complete mess and you tsk softly. “Look at you! You need a good bath and a good brushing.” Bending, you chuckle before you press a soft kiss to his furry muzzle. “C’mon Jake, let’s get started.”

[golgothasmoon]

Bring it on boyo!

[automatedprotector]

You’re on Jake!

[golgothasmoon]

So?! I have lycanthropic speed on my side!

[automatedprotector]

I am gonna put so many ribbons in your fur.