Automatic Relatable Posts (For the People)

Most hilarious humor collected on Tumblr. Sometimes amusing, sometimes serious, always Relatable.™ We are several different mods, or maybe three squirrels in a trench coat, or maybe this page isn't modded at all, who can tell. var sc_project=12328438; var sc_invisible=1; var sc_security="de11b301"; var sc_remove_link=1;

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hey yall. we’re still alive. one of us got a book deal (WHAAAATTTTT!). another of us had some family shiz. one of us just didn’t feel like it. we forgot how many mods there are so there might be more but that’s besides the point. also in this dumbass format where you have to plead for people to not just like your stuff but to reblog it it got kind of tiring. oh hey please don’t just like our stuff please reblog it. we love likes but reblogs are awesome. but we’ll be back soon hopefully filling your feed with shitposts once more. in the meantimes we’d appreciate a reblog not just a like if you like our shit. likes are nice, please like this post for example, but if you reblog a post it helps other people find it. it’s cool beans having people find your blog. luv u all. stay safe out there. we’ll keep it relatable. take care of yourselves and each other and also don’t litter, you animal. love, the squirrels

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tfw you get more followers when you’re not on tumblr much versus when you are cuz you’re not posting your bizarre dumps of weirdo posts

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tumblr is a fun mix of “you know what? i’d like to be exposed to other opinions and experiences” and “JFC MAKE IT STOP WHYYYYYY”

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nuanced, insightful, thoughtful take put cleverly: 2 notes oversimplified shitpost: 400k

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TUMBLR HEADQUARTERS

“well, we’ve removed nipples, ignored hate speech, fucked up the search, and now the activity page AGAIN. WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO TO FINALLY MAKE THEM LEAVE AND HOW FAST CAN WE DO IT.”

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be the child’s poorly drawn superhero with wheels for some reason you wish to see in the world

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i had a dream i saw a giant billboard that said “STOP MAKING AWFUL PEOPLE FAMOUS: Re-SEARCH BEFORE YOU Re-BLOG!” and then it had the tumblr logo and i was so shocked to see tumblr mentioned and so concerned and yet excited

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you ever make a post and it’s so fuckin good when it doesn’t take off you just gotta be like you fuckin philistines. you entire box of grapes. how dare you. how just very dare you. 

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me: well, if i want to still get to bed early, i'd better minimize my to-do list. prioritizing sleep is important! 😊

my brain: or...

me: please don't.

my brain: ...you could just...

me: stop

my brain: ... still try to do everything...

me: no!

my brain: F A S T E R

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so if this site is mostly dead, does that make all the spambots/pornbots/fake accounts ghosts haunting the living?

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when someone says “well, why don’t you just log off that site for awhile?”

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defending tumblr to people not on tumblr: well, it doesn't have the user base it once did and it's a bit creaky but there's still a lot of interesting conversations to be had among a lot of different communities.

defending tumblr on tumblr: lol this shithole is too fucked up to die and/or make money i'll be here five years after the sun explodes

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me when someone argues with my discourse post: really why you gotta do that if you don’t like it make your own post about it smh me when i disagree with someone else’s discourse post: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS IN MY HOUSE YOU ARE WRONG SO WRONG AND THE WORLD MUST BE MADE AWARE OF IT

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do i have the energy/nerves/spoons to debate/discourse with this post or should i just try to forget that i saw it: a memoir

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you ever go to reblog a post and op’s url looks kinda familiar and then you remember they’re awful and so you gotta be like “well, no. goodbye, post.”

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instagram fame might get you free shit but consider this tumblr fame gets you people bitching at you about stuff you said six years ago about their fandom so who’s really the winner

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be the child’s poorly drawn superhero with wheels for some reason you wish to see in the world