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[autoraton]

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turn that smile crocodile☺️

[22nd]

I just Liked a glass of water and Reblogged it to my stomach

[hotvampireadjacent]

The Panera bread wanter

[mino2aur]

do i want to come to "the circus"? (apprehensive) describe it with two adjectives first

[lousyglitch]

The wildest thing about Ben 10 is that it took until 2005 for someone to have the idea "what if a kid could turn into a bunch of aliens" like this isn't obviously the coolest and most marketable premise for anything ever. Each design is a new toy. A new powerset. Come on.

But to prove that it wasn't a fluke, they continued to have the best ideas for every aspect of it. How does he transform? A cool watch you can also sell as a toy. That watch's name? Omnitrix. Say it. It's so satisfying. How many aliens? Ten. Nice round number. The kid's name? Ben. The show's name? Ben Ten. His full name is Benjamin Tennyson, a normal, plausible name, but he also turns into 10 aliens.

Bigger brands dream about this synergy. Better writers would kill for this coherence. So holistic. So intuitive. The identity alone!!! The retro alien sound motif? Chilling. The green? Any other color would be wrong. The kirby krackle pattern? It seems so obvious in retrospect. The roadtrip format? Genius. Lesser writers would've done the spider-man high school thing. His arch nemesis being Cthulhu darth vader? Inspired, iconic, intimidating!

The execution has its highs and lows, but the idea??? Game changing. So self-evident that it seems inevitable. If Ben 10 didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

[aromancy]

And in every possible iteration he would have a rival named Kevin Eleven.

[bgm05]

really funny thing for toby to do after deltarune comes out would be to immediately release an “Undertale 2” like 3 days after and it’s a direct continuation of Undertale and it’s just the most low effort piece of shit imaginable like Sans goes missing and we have to go rescue him from Chara’s ghost or something

[bgm05]

undertale 2: the search for sans

[cottoncandylesbo]

why does he get to choose what candy goes where? it really isn't fair at all.

[real-language-facts]

there's a new language with no writing system or speaking system or moving around system or whistling system or way to communicate at all

[worldofultimategaming]

The World of Ultimate Gaming

[anphivenas]

[kosmonin]

[dragongirlvenom]

absolutely legendary fucking poster holy shit

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... her belly grumbling could wake the dead!

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[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her belly could wake anyone from even the deepest slumber!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... a grumble of her belly could wake skeletons, dracula, and more!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... when her belly grumbled, frankenstein sat up and went "what was that sound?"

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly caused quite a stir!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry on an airplane... her belly grumbles were mistaken for turbulence, and the other passengers left posthaste!

[blemgoid]

My dearest companion,

It is with utmost urgency that I commit to paper an occurrence so singular that I fear it may strain your credulity. I trust this message finds you in sound health and undisturbed repose, for I cannot say the same of those unfortunate enough to dwell within the vicinity of yo esteemed mama.

Having, by circumstances too tedious to recount, passed the evening beneath her roof, I was shortly after midnight awakened by a most dreadful and prolonged rumbling, so profound in its depth that I mistook it first for distant cannonade, then for an earthquake, and finally for the Last Trump itself. Imagine my astonishment upon discovering the disturbance emanated not from Heaven or the deepest bowels of Hell, but from the singularly vacant stomach of yo good mama.

The tumult was of such prodigious force that every sleeper in the household sprang from his bed in confusion. Even the old groundskeeper, who I know for a fact has slept through thunder-bolts and musket fire alike, emerged from his shack demanding to know who had sounded the alarm.

I entreat you, dear friend, to prevail upon yo mama to partake of a modest supper before retiring, lest her entire estate be compelled to awaken at the command of her insatiable stomach.

I remain, with every sentiment of esteem,

Your most obedient and humble servant,

yo mama facts

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly can be heard from very far away!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry... the grumbling of her empty belly once set off an earthquake detector!

[blemgoid]

yo mama so hungry at sea... her belly grumbling can be heard by the fishes whales sharks and amphibiens under the water!

[hardwrench]

oh shit let me guess. let me guess. you're anthony fantano being sucked into a jet engine. yeah. yeah, just like the last four fucking rounds. yeah i don't really wanna play charades with you anymore

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[needsmoreexplosions]

so raise your glass if you are Long. in all the right ways

[gremlininho]

let me. innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

[taraxippos]

I think this is the single funniest artfight rule. Like....I guess?

[taraxippos]

[taraxippos]

WHO DID THIS

[taraxippos]

Rockwith Aleaf

[singularscissor]

thought these parts of the profile were also funny