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Meanwhile, on the boxed set of Twin Peaks I paid $49.99 for with the worst captioning I've seen in my life

the signs as twin peaks locations

aries: the old sawmill (on fire, full of heavy machinery, where shelly was briefly tied up, including catherine’s office full of files with the shades pulled on windows on all sides)

taurus: pete martell’s kitchen (where he put the fish in the percolator & josie is often standing)

gemini: the great northern (including the dance hall with the bar, ben’s office, cooper’s room, and the secret passageways)

cancer: the double r diner (where norma and shelly work, including the kitchen with the TV showing “invitation to love”)

leo: one eyed jack’s (across the border, with the casino on one end and the back rooms full of immaculately dressed-up girls and bedrooms)

virgo: the station (including sheriff truman’s office with cooper’s map of tibet, lucy’s station, and the break room full of coffee and donuts with the sliding door, and the shooting range in the basement)

libra: the high school (with the framed photo of laura as prom queen displayed in the glass case at the center of the school, the locker room, library where bobby was questioned, & all the classrooms)

scorpio: the haunted woods (including the train car where laura was murdered, the circle of trees with the portal to the black lodge, and the outskirts with leo’s unfinished house, truck, and red corvette)

sagittarius: the shut-ins’ house (with the bookshelves hiding luara palmer’s secret diary, the record player, rug, and a room full of orchids of all different kinds)

capricorn: doctor jacoby’s office (with the button on the wall which can alternate the soundtrack between ocean waves and two different kinds of “hawaii-themed” music)

aquarius: the black lodge (including the entranceway through laura’s painting from fire walk with me & the red room)

pisces: the water on the edge of town (with the beautiful waterfall as pictured in the opening credits, black lodge on top, where laura’s body was dumped into and floated across to shore)

optimisticbananaharmony-deactiv

"Blah! It's me, the alien! I'm gonna getcha! I'm the alien!"

- the alien from Alien (1979)

lesbian-toddhoward

she never said this. stop spreading misinformation.

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She was thinking it though.

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elexecution

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

Mountain weasel (Mustela altaica)

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#it fucken sumny (via @mindfulwrath)

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the wemther brothers

valtsv

using therapyspeak but exclusively in utterly ridiculous situations where it makes no material difference because it's funny

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standing in a haunted house with my arms folded going "i know that hallway wasn't there before, you're just trying to gaslight me. textbook controlling personality type." and a ceiling beam falls on my head

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[speaking into a recorder] day 72 in the maze. morale is low. supplies are lower. nobody has said anything yet, but some of us are starting to think that we might never get out. i'm beginning to question my sexuality.

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[recording another log] our group has fewer men now. not because they died or anything, just because some of them realised that they're actually women. congratulations ladies. oh, and we're we're still stuck in the maze, just for the record.