Miss Independent

Autumn Meadow Doherty. 26. Talent Manager.

[leviberke-deactivated20170818]

But, you’re the lucky one, you’ve got less to unpack.

[autumndoherty]

I suppose you’ve got a point there.

[leviberke-deactivated20170818]

Mine is six months worth of stuff, which is way too much. I might unpack one suitcase a month, and in another six months, I’ll be done.

[autumndoherty]

Alright, you’ve so got me beat.

[mysteriouskrys]

So who wants to go to the store and buy clearance candy with me?

[autumndoherty]

Could you be more cliche?

[leviberke-deactivated20170818]

I’ve been home for six days, and I’ve done almost nothing. Everything is still in suitcases, and I don’t want to clean any of it. Also, my fridge is empty, except for one bottle of mustard. I don’t even like mustard.

[autumndoherty]

Unpacking is the worst. I’ve still got shit in my suitcase from a trip to California a few weeks ago.

[ophelixa]

If you need somewhere to go for Christmas, you’re more than welcome to come over for dinner. Nobody should be alone during the holidays. 

[autumndoherty]

Why does everyone think that me saying I’m going to be alone for Christmas means I want an invitation? It quite literally means the opposite. I’m bragging, not complaining.

[adrisms]

“Are you related to Yoda? ‘Cause Yodalicious.” 

[autumndoherty]

Aw, honey, that was just sad. I know you can do better.

[marisolreyesx-deactivated201604]

“I have to admit, that joke is actually pretty funny.”

[autumndoherty]

Yeah, it wasn’t really a joke, blondie.

[autumndoherty]

@notthatdaphne: @autumndoherty dang i miss the sunny weather :(

@autumndoherty: @notthatdaphne tbh if it's not above 70 degrees, I'm not interested

[autumndoherty]

@notthatdaphne: @autumndoherty ugh #jealous

@autumndoherty: @notthatdaphne having to go to meetings in california is a beautiful thing

[autumndoherty]

@autumndoherty: when you're smarter than everyone and left town before the blizzard hit

[wesley-schearl-deactivated20160]

Where’s the fun in growing up? 

[autumndoherty]

All of it. All of the fun is in growing up.

[littlemisscornelius]

“Sardines? Tuna? None of that sounds good to you?”

[autumndoherty]

Ugh, no. Gross, why would it??

[borne-hunter-blog]

I do tend to work way too much. And after hours.

[autumndoherty]

I’m the same way.

[chase--porter]

Well here is me acknowledging your brilliance.

[autumndoherty]

You’ve made a wise choice.

[chase--porter]

“Holiday shopping is easy when you have nobody to shop for.”

[autumndoherty]

I tell people that all the time, but no one acknowledges my brilliance.

[littlemisscornelius]

“My diet now consists of 60% canned fish 30% packaged noodles and 10% pickles.”

[autumndoherty]

Canned fish? You have zero taste.

[wtfjxnah-deactivated20160329]

You being a bitch is unbecoming.

[autumndoherty]

Wow, first time I’ve ever heard that.