Autumn Leaves and Coffee Beans

M'name's Caroline, I was an exchange student in South Korea, living in MN. Anthropology major. life is cool. I'm a dork 21, bi as fuck INFP

[sephiramy]

The MIGHTY NEIN 🌼 “EVERYONE likes flowers!” edition.

[bileshroom]

just to clear up some rumors

i DO have blood and I do have ALL of MY bones and I didnt take them from anyone I grew them myself so stop asking

[canadad-deactivated20171111]

uranus sounds like “your anus”. haha sorry guys, pretty extreme science jokes for you all, you might not get it if you dont study astrophysics

[rocksfalleveryonedies-deactivat]

#a summary of the big bang theory

[freckledgirly]

I had a dream last night that i was gonna get murdered by a LUSH employee and Jeff Goldblum came in and saved me, saying, “Don’t, uh, kill her, my dude.” I’m not 100% sure it wasn’t Jeff Goldblum astral-projecting into my dream, because I feel like he could do that.

[iverbz]

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

[dipsetflag-deactivated20141026]

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

[iverbz]

[theseancequeen]

Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.

Two things I learned.

One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.

Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.

However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

[stephrc79]

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

[loveydoveykirk]

twitter canceled

[cutekittensarefun]

The host at our Airbnb has the most talkative cat.

[princesstigerbelle]

[wemblingfool]

“You’re in my bed. You’re in my room. You’re in my house. And let me tell you something, I am most certainly not a happy camper. No, sir. Indeed I am not.”

[therightprometheanfire]

American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?

Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…

[tragiccottonball]

[paper-backstab]

the smell of Home Depot is cathartic

[paper-backstab]

fairies live in the lights & chandeliers section, gnomes live in the outdoor gardening department

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

Stop romanticizing home depot

[paper-backstab]

pixies live in the paint aisle. fuck you

[weavemama]

imagine being one of the most powerful people in the world and having the audacity to tweet some useless shit like that 

[markv5]

Кот Лёва. Не отдаю, просто хвастаюсь

[krittyko]

“cat named Lyova. not giving him away, just bragging”

[chavdog]

lads……..

[lizardsexposed]

c’mon boys don’t leave out the actual details

not only is it a fuck the royal family, it’s raising money for local food banks

here’s the poster

get ur asses down to the ropewalks for this 

[arandomthot]

[noisegf]

Hmmmm, I dunno google news, it’s truly a mystery to me 🤔

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

[just-shower-thoughts]

Not having Rober Downey Jr. say “No shit Sherlock” to Benedict Cumberbatch in Infinity War is a huge missed opportunity