hello honeybee ♡

Formerly that-one-red-head (RIP). F/28 • she/her • NY Single. Straight. Posts are usually queued. I don’t post my face, but if you’re nice, I might show you. DMs are open- your odds improve significantly if your opening message is a Shrek quote.

[nocuer]

If she doesn’t have your location in her weather app then you not the one

[becherdireinen]

dracula had it right, sleep all day, live alone in a castle and explode into a thousand bats to get out of social situations.

[coast-modern]

isn't it kind of crazy that for any moving vehicle you need to wear a seatbelt but then on buses they're just like fuck it stand up whatever

[lilmamabeyellin]

[dikotur]

[h-alrasheed-deactivated20220811]

Don’t forget to drink water so you can stay hydrated while you suffer

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[autumntheredhead]

Is there somewhere we can read about your mmf experience? I’m new here sorry in advance ☺️

Nope because I don’t post those stories online ☺️

[emziess]

Joe Keery in Stranger Things 5 | One Last Adventure | Netflix

[loveserum-deactivated20191021]

life is too hard. it’s too hard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i would like to be a cloud. 

[tyjrose]

Curves & stretch marks 🤤

[loveeexnaancy-deactivated201708]

I just wanna cuddle until things turn nasty

[autumntheredhead]

Guys, I’m awake and it’s not even 4:30am

Stupid fucking rib 😩

[strawberryzn]

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

[cookiesmiles-deactivated2025111]

GOOD GIRLS DESERVE MMF THREESOMES

[puissantpunani-222]

Could really use $12000 and an orgasm right now

[sikerning]