hello honeybee ♡

Formerly that-one-red-head (RIP). F/28 • she/her • NY Single. Straight. Posts are usually queued. I don’t post my face, but if you’re nice, I might show you a picture of me drunk and wearing a cowboy hat. DMs are open for mutuals only- your odds improve significantly if your opening message is a Shrek quote.

[insensit1ve-deactivated20251111]

be a gentleman, slap your dick on her pussy before putting it in

[adom30new]

Its the law

[feluka]

youre never alone. bacteria

[imjustjustine26]

[dontlookatthegoblin]

mark your territory, squirt on it

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

best sleeping conditions: freezing fucking cold room but layers and layers of blankets 

[3sola]

screaming songs in the car together>>>

[mewto-deactivated20240101]

i'd rather see 1000 graffiti penises than 1 product billboard. i'd live in dick city if it meant i could avoid advertisements in my daily life.

[autumntheredhead]

I think being talked through it by a tall, bearded, tattooed guy who’s pinning me to the bed by his biceps would fix me.

[podcastwizard]

hey sorry it's just that i don't think i'm very good at being a person. thanks for letting me try with you, anyway.

[lover-far-away]

[birdbyt3]

kiiiiinda in the mood to go camp in the mountains and swim naked in streams and fuck by the fireside and and

[chokeonyoursorrow]

it’s actually embarrassing how much kissing turns me on, the needy grabbing, soft moans in each others mouths, when you just can’t get enough of each other😩😩

[captainspalding2]

Hump Day 🖤

@captainspalding2

[angelnumber27]

Anyways.. I’m gonna start slamming myself into walls for fun

[ss-writess]

“I think being someone’s favorite person is the closest thing to magic.”

[ff-za-deactivated20210713]

thankful for those who made me laugh when it was hard to even smile

[erodrelyn]

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me