hello honeybee ♡

Formerly that-one-red-head (RIP). F/28 • she/her • NY Single. Straight. Posts are usually queued. I don’t post my face, but if you’re nice, I might show you. DMs are open- your odds improve significantly if your opening message is a Shrek quote.

[artofdyingslowly]

enemies to lovers but with myself

[felitomkinson]

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

[disnenchanted-deactivated201505]

[vomitpixie-deactivated20210608]

life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are

[bedazzlecunt]

"looking respectfully" i need you to look at me like you're fantasizing about cumming on my face actually

[autumntheredhead]

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[deadsignaltv]

[xxxxxxxx154-deactivated20191127]

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

[bitchycode]

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[excitementshewrote]

[not-spiders]

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

[injuries-in-dust]

And to all the weird little boys who grew up into weird women.

[nick-nonya]

and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

[analwhhoore]

can i sit on your face while i put on my makeup?

[9juanone]

Duh

[eroticaindecentementeuomo]

😋🍓

[fellowshipofthekink]

make out + fingering combo would be pretty cool right now, just sayin’

[gothangelsinnerrr]

The tarot cards said we should fuck.