hello honeybee ♡

Formerly that-one-red-head (RIP). F/28 • she/her • NY Single. Straight. Posts are usually queued. I don’t post my face, but if you’re nice, I might show you. DMs are open- your odds improve significantly if your opening message is a Shrek quote.

[erodrelyn]

here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me

[empty-sigh]

keep liking my posts I’m gonna assume you have a big fat crush on me

[deepwang27]

[bluebandana]

actually tumblr should pay ME for sticking around this long

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all of the numbers that are divisible by 17 sound so absurd. 51? 68? 85? ridiculous. 102? absolutely not. and don't even get me started on 119

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34 and 136 i can believe, but i feel like i shouldn’t. it’s 102 in a trench coat

[red-swimmerz-deactivated2021082]

did we just run out of posts to make

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no, i haven't made a post about every number yet

[swinginsportscutebasketball]

I'm sorry to let you know that 100,000,001 (one hundred million and one) is divisible by 17 and because of that, so is every 16-digit number that is four digits repeated four times e.g. 1234123412341234

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[wizardoftrash]

Dividing by 17 in-general is insane behavior. This is eldritch math, so of course it’s gunna have wild outcomes. This is truly an info-hazard. I’m gunna see a number in the wild, wonder if 17 is lurking in there, and if I whip out my phone calculator and it’s true I’m going to LOSE IT.

[with-practice]

My fav thing is going home.

[escapismsworld]

Nature taking over a pool in an abandoned mansion.

[artofdyingslowly]

enemies to lovers but with myself

[felitomkinson]

my toxic trait is being fervently convinced that if i ever came across a dragon irl we would make eye contact and understand each other at a primal level of transcendental trust instead of charring me into a crispy onion

[disnenchanted-deactivated201505]

[vomitpixie-deactivated20210608]

life gets so much better when u accept urself for the weird little bitch that u are

[bedazzlecunt]

"looking respectfully" i need you to look at me like you're fantasizing about cumming on my face actually

[autumntheredhead]

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[deadsignaltv]

[xxxxxxxx154-deactivated20191127]

some of us have been following each other for a long ass time

[bitchycode]

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.