hello honeybee ♡

Formerly that-one-red-head (RIP). F/28 • she/her • NY Single. Straight. Posts are usually queued. I don’t post my face, but if you’re nice, I might show you. DMs are open- your odds improve significantly if your opening message is a Shrek quote.

[bitchycode]

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to send texts I regret

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[excitementshewrote]

[not-spiders]

here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

[injuries-in-dust]

And to all the weird little boys who grew up into weird women.

[nick-nonya]

and the weird little whatevers that grew up into weirder whatevers

[metagnostic-deactivated20200809]

while you were hitting the juul, going to college, having casual sex, driving your car, and eating takeout food, i died horribly under mysterious circumstances in a national park. and my body was never found again

[analwhhoore]

can i sit on your face while i put on my makeup?

[9juanone]

Duh

[eroticaindecentementeuomo]

😋🍓

[fellowshipofthekink]

make out + fingering combo would be pretty cool right now, just sayin’

[gothangelsinnerrr]

The tarot cards said we should fuck.

[coeurebeautee-deactivated201906]

[littlebunny01]

🎀

[sentientsky]

having friends whom you adore and yet cannot hug because they live one bajillion kilometers away is actually a curse of the highest order

[notelizabethbutmaybe2]

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

[embersbabbles]

It’s true, I gain xp every time you cum and think of me

[midnight970-4-deactivated202404]

Don’t flirt with me ima start daydreaming about us fucking

[djotime]

he is a whore for stripes

[alyciiaaa]

slapping a dick on the clit before sliding in is so hot

[pegadas-de-amor]