conquer or die

she is everything

[swodaemk-deactivated20190726]

[madhumour]

(18+)

[cheauxcobo]

(lays back all sexy for u on the bed) (bangs my fuckign head on the headboard)

[mega-taiga]

knhdgjkfjhjkdfjkdgdkjldkfjghs??????

[crankyteapot]

behold a man

[cybergata]

albertbabycat Albert bringing up his bag of cat treats so I can give him some.

[haviary-deactivated20180108]

the fact that the Russian language doesn’t have articles makes me go ??????????????? because in a native English speaker’s head it sounds like a hilarious shitpost type thing

 so when you ask someone “Где водка?” it translates to “where is the vodka?”

 but in my horrible backwards english brain if I don’t see any articles I assume they aren’t there, so yelling “ГДЕ ВОДКА” translates to “WHERE VODKA” like some kind of drunken maniac who you definitely should not give vodka to

[leupagus]

Speaking as a Russian-American who speaks the language and knows a fair share of Russian-Russians, even if Russians did have articles they would still slam open the door yelling “WHERE VODKA” at all times.

[elidaddyy]

What I want

[bob-belcher]

Best thing I’ve heard all day

[dramaticbackstory]

“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.

[skumrag666]

Fuck her new album give us goth ari

[dankmemermaid]

when theres about to be drama in the group chat

[junevevo]

Who the fuck makes tea like this?

[dankmemermaid]

i do when there’s about to be drama in the group chat

[plasmalogical]

me as a geologist: it was this damn ass rock

[michael-the-iii]

[baebeebunny]

my flight was so colorful

[srsfunny]

[kitty]

[hamsterobsessed]

[possessive-suggestions]

…They did what… to you? No. I will make them pay. You’re fucking mine. And nobody, nobody, lays a goddamn finger on you.

[smokeythebearthemovie]

me when im working in the grocery store and i see someone “sampling” the grapes

[topherchris]

[nawaffs-deactivated20200221]

You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.