[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil

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[white knuckling the bathroom sink] but i stay silly :3 but i stay silly :3 but i stay sil
Issuing a broad apology to etsy witches, now that magic is real apparently.
two-day delivery like they had Prime shipping.
pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
tumblr user pisshandkerchief is right.
how it feels to wash your hair and brush your teeth and have clean clothes on
ooooo you wanna take a shower so bad
OH I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT TO START T TOMORROW. BTW!!!
don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated
When did you lose your virginity?
Virginity warrior ⚔️
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15 or younger (waow)
I just included what seems like the most common range for having sex for the first time (skewed older because…. It’s tumblr)
Also I mean physical sex I’m not talking about sexting your internet friends 🤨
your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”
stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year
uh oh
It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it
NOTHING IS FUNNIER THAN THE FACT THAT THE ORIGINAL “UH OH” WAS MADE ON JANUARY 4TH?
happy uh oh day
nosferatu? non. VOSferatu. c'est pas mon problème
this is incredibly funny. and i only know about 15 words in french
My manager was in the break room with me and she said 'I don't ever remember oranges being THIS hard to peel' and I just responded 'they're making them harder to peel' without thinking and she looked and me and said. Why?
Because of woke.
once you start saying shit like "yayy" "yippee" and "hehe" theres no going back
just cast the fire spell. dip shit
I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery
People can't just say "I don't like this music" anymore they gotta call you gay and autistic for listening to a band that had one song go viral
just gonna drop this here
not to be strange and abnormal on main but yo can we talk about this. the unwavering gaze that lasts... suspiciously long. the small chuckle that turns into a shy grin. the fact that this is the softest and most wholesome we see david look in the entire movie. this man is head over HEELS for michael are you fucking kidding me. this is not a "boy oh boy i cant wait to manipulate this dude into becoming a vampire with me and my buds" look, this is a "oh holy shit this is the cutest guy ive ever seen i need to hold my composure and act like a totally cool and normal dude so he likes me" look.
ourgh my halloween costume is turning out to be such a nightmare but i will persist. i will not finish it completely but i will persist.