i hear the birds in the summer breeze

can you teach me how to feel? Ava Jeanette Carstensen, 16. 5 5'' of sarcasm and rudeness. Deal with it and maybe we might get along. Born and raised Londoner, yes, my mum did snark off at your clothing style, my dad probably give your friend a lecture on giraffe sex, and my oldest brother probably had a very long chat with you on indie music. Deal with it.

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Roommates

Rae is one of her favourite people in the castle... not. If there ever was a bad roommate, Rae is the shining star. The worst roommate of them all.

Lavinia, just as bad as Rae, if not worse. Let's not forget that time she tore apart Ava's sheets with a pair of scissors, shall we? Or that time she dumped water onto her bed? Yeah.

Molly is much better than the previous two. One of her best friends in the house, Molly has a much better temperament and is sweeter than pie, in her opinion.

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All of a sudden I get pulled out of school for a week...

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I’m not sure I’m capable of careful.

You’re doing it wrong, then. That’s what bludgers are for.

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You should learn how, then.

You don't know how bad the Ravenclaw beaters are, do you?

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No, it would be called a proper safety measure.

Hold on. That time I woke up in the hospital wing with a concussion fourth year. Was that you?

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Be careful.

Oh, maybe it was. I knock a lot of people off brooms with Quaffles.

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Maybe it should be.

Excuse me, I made a quick recovery. And I don’t remember ever being hit with a Quaffle.

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That would be called misogyny.

Oh, really?

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Someone should confiscate those before you actually murder me.

What can I say? I’m resilient.

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I didn't realize it was illegal to keep around feminine hygiene products.

Not resilient enough to Quaffles on the side of your head, or boxes of tampons, it seems.

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No, that actually sounds all right. And it would be a good way to warn people before they get pummeled with tampons.

They’ve been trying for years now, but I’m still alive.

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Careful. I still have three boxes left.

Surprised you made it out with all brain cells intact.

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I don’t know. Nick Trouble Prince sounds kind of silly.

-cocks an eyebrow- The modern-day what? A Ravenclaw like you should know better than to believe the Gigglers.

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Yeah, and so would Ava Needlessly Violent Carstensen.

The Gigglers will come for your soul. And brain cells.

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Oh, yeah. It gets me into trouble all the time.

So I’m insulting and you’re needlessly violent. We’d make the perfect team.

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Trouble? Must be your middle name.

I thought you already had the perfect team. Isn't there such a thing as the "Modern-day Marauders?" Or is the giggles and whispers of little 12-year-old Hufflepuffs decieving me?

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No, that just sort of came out automatically.

I never knew you were this violent.

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So you've got a severe case of automatic mouth? Not surprising.

Violence comes automatically for me. What did you think got me into being a Chaser?

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But it’s such a cute ass.

Thanks for the advice.

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Are you purposely pissing me off for the purpose of tasting my Quaffle arm?

Oh god, did you take that as advice? Never mind, forget about it. I was ten seconds away from hitting you in the jaw.

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He’ll be flattered. Or horrified. Possibly both.

And I have no intention of finding out.

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I'd rather him be horrified. I'd be rolling everywhere laughing my ass off.

You'd better hope you'd never find out.

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Supposed to be? -smirks- He calls me Princess, I think I’m allowed to call him whatever I want.

Every girl except you.

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Princess. What a wonderful nickname. I hate to do this, but I'm taking a page out of Potter's book. That's now your name.

Don't even think about it, Princess. You have no idea how good my Quaffle arm is.

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-ducks, but it clips the side of his head- Merlin, Carstensen. Now I see why Potter thinks you’re a demon.

Thanks, but I’ve got a social life. And I don’t really like animals.

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Why don't you call him James? Aren't you supposed to be best mates or something?

A social life that involves what? Taking the knickers off every girl you come across?

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Do you just carry that around with you to use as a weapon?

Too late. You’ve already decided to become a cat lady.

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-throws the box at his head, with her Quaffle-throwing arm, just for good measure- Sorry. You were getting a bit too annoying for my sanity's sake.

Why don't you become one? I'll buy you one. A kneazle, maybe.

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Oh, good for me.

-nods- That’s a good start. I’ll be sure to get you one for your birthday.

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-holds up box of tampons- Do you want me to throw this at your head? Because I will throw it at your head.

Please. I don't think I can deal with one more hairball.

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Have I hit you with one before? I don’t remember.

-smirks- Don’t come crying to me when you die alone, then.

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One or two, I suppose.

Oh, I've already planned out my life as a cat lady, all alone. I already have my first cat. Just have to get the next hundred or so.

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Speaking from experience, are we? Don’t worry too much, I used to be a Beater. I’m used to having heavy objects hurled at my head.

You really don’t trust me, do you?

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Please. You don't know how heavy a bludger is until you've tried being a Chaser.

I never trust anybody.