je suis la voiture verte

otherwise known as silty clay

[nevver]

[chymical]

Personally I think everything should be easier than it is. Just a thought.

[chymical]

Someone has managed to find a beef with this almost comically anodyne post. I love the internet. Godspeed, sir.

[chymical]

Here we go boys! We’re really doing it now!

[livedinthecastle]

the concept of sending william shatner to space just because he was in space on tv is so hilarious. let’s send the dunkirk guy to war next

[sunotes]

Edward Steed

[guerrillatech]

[feministism]

[tuulikki]

That original date haunts me

[thelovedoesntquenchtherage]

[what-even-is-thiss]

Date of origin: April 13, 2020

[hyrude]

[sexhaver]

i enjoy eating pussy now but the first time i did it i gagged because hentai made me believe it would taste like watermelon and strawberries when in fact pussy tastes like pussy.

leaving anon on really gives me a deeper appreciation for the priests who sit in confession booths

[fullmetalfisting]

How about you create a platonic polycule with your coworkers called a union

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[memewhore]

[ahagisborn]

was just Remembering how you’d be out with a friend and you’d each order a different cocktail and you’d ask “what’d you get?” and they’d read the description off the menu and you’d be like “ooh that sounds good” and then they’d say “try it!” and then you’d have a lil sip of their drink and they’d have a lil sip of your drink and you’d decide which one was best and you wouldn’t give each other a life-threatening respiratory infection

[your-wifes-boyfriend]

[hellbabyfromhell]

tumblr is like old friends senior dogs sanctuary for humans

[ashtrayswimmingpool]

might go raw dog it at the grocery store (no list)

[ougxjv-deactivated20230305]

I don't think we can 'lmao' our way out of this one, girls.

[doeberman-deactivated20210530]

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items