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The finest salt in the four nations. Proud member of the Air Nomads. Lover of tea. Salt bender. Preferred pronoun: “THAT bitch.”

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

You know the problem with reading a book? You get hooked and then it ends and you feel sad

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

This post is cancelled, I have found a new book and everything is all right again

[moondrunklesbian-deactivated202]

By Talos this cannot be happening

[madhyanas]

cannot stress enough the importance of having a bucket in your house. a big plastic bucket. helps with housework. helps with morale. get yourself a bucket today

[clusterduck28]

[tophatofdoom]

I am afraid to say this is a post that would have done numbers in like 2013 for other reasons

[nonbinarymissingno]

you ever have a

moment with an entire fandom's perception of a character

[nonbinarymissingno]

i hope this one breaches containment. i want to see your blorbo tags. they are welcomed and encouraged

[negamewtwo]

Christianity.

[nonbinarymissingno]

OKAY. THIS ONE WINS. YOU GUYS CAN STOP REBLOGGING THIS NOW

[memewhore]

[beard-man-cometh]

The last ride of Paul Revere

[mephistopheles]

biblically accurate angel

[peter-the-penguin]

Watching shows about gay ppl and pretending that civilization isn’t collapsing around me rapidly 👍

[avatar-kermit]

To the person selecting their new ringtone on max volume in the bathroom stall right next to me: why?

[pleasequietdown]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[v4mpyrsp1t]

if i hear a single sound

[glitchysinmybasement]

beep

[v4mpyrsp1t]

what was that?

[wang-fire]

May I interrupt your scrolling with a turtleduck

[brainless-moe-white-lotus]

OOoohhh the players on those app game ads suck so bad!!! The way they're fucking up that lady's outfits on her Prince date! The way they're dumping lava on the man in the dungeon! Ooooh I just can't stand it!

[theocseason4]

[aweirdlatina]

[damienstarry0w0]

[clickclicksaddleup]

I love this show so much

[oheyfox]

So the comments in this post make me very uncomfortable and it disturbs me.

The cross is not an accessory. The cross does not stand for the “T” in LGBTQ or “T” for trans rights. As much as I love those people and I want what’s good for them, it disturbs me because it’s almost an insult to the church. God did not support Trans rights or LGBTQ.

Now I shall say this and I hope you remember it.

The cross is what Jesus died on to save us from sin, it is not your aesthetic.

[gorps]

^theyre lying it the t on the wall stands for trans rights

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

the T stands for Transgender because that’s what jesus was

[goddessofwaifus]

Don’t go inserting your lgbtq+ views into the Christian religion or on Jesus. I may not be christian or believe in god myself but i draw the damn line when you say jesus was trans. He was born a man. I’m all for supporting trans rights and lgbtq+ but if you say the cross stands for trans or that jesus was trans.

Gtfo Tumblr and if you follow me, gtfo my tumblr and get help. There’s a damn limit to where you can and can’t insert the lgbtq+ but you don’t insert it into Christian faith. Jesus is not trans and if you say he is, you’re not educated in the bible where they say HE. He isn’t a trans man. He’s a man period.

Fuckin hell 😡

[riggedforsuccess]

no jesus was definitely trans and queer, sorry you haven’t read the bible like i have 😔

[thelimegreenmachine]

literally though if Mary actually had a virgin birth and never had sex, she wouldn’t have gotten a Y chromosome (unless you say God has DNA which, idk I was always a Bad Christian, sounds a little heretical to me). therefore for Jesus to have actually been the result of a virgin birth, he would’ve had two X chromosomes - aka, born biologically female - because getting a Y chromosome was impossible. Jesus was trans pass it on

[doccywhomst]

jesus is a trans icon

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

Also JC had like 12 boyfriends he lived with in the desert. Do you really want me to believe they were not having sex. 

[autisticexpression]

The level of heresy in this post is off the charts. Keep it going.

[avatar-kermit]

God is watching us reblog this lol

[avatar-kermit]

Omg y'all raise your hand if you're spiraling

[exultiafdgdfg-deactivated202101]

this one kars line in the dub appreciation post

[exultiafdgdfg-deactivated202101]

really loving the tags on this one

[teaboot]

If you didn’t want to be assimilated into into my found family then you should have killed me when you had the chance

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

[avatar-kermit]

Currently realizing that I identify as a genderqueer wizard

[mysharona1987]

[1eos]

old testament god literally would blow up humanity for anything. you made eye contact with that golden calf nd boom your whole family dead

[1eos]

republicans: god would NEVER send an illness to kill humanity

god in the bible once a month: