Hello My Dudes

This blog has been completely derailed I don’t know what it is anymore

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

One is the loneliest number yabba dabba doo

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

He starts off with an attempt to put you at ease by finding common ground.

Then he leans on that to appeal to outside forces—it’s not his idea, that’s just the way it is.

Once he has you there, he isolates you, demanding that you should direct all of your time and energy towards him. He places himself on a pedestal, claiming that you won’t find anything better elsewhere.

He reels it back to placate you and suddenly it’s “oh, this is just my opinion, actually”, before quickly switching to condescension and mansplaining, as if you don’t agree with him simply because you are too dumb to understand.

He makes it clear that he doesn’t respect your boundaries and will never stop pursuing you. He promises that he’ll never cheat, or walk out on you, or go behind your back, as if these were options before that he’s being so nice to forgo for your sake.

Girl, run.

[captain-price-returns]

Forza 6 is literally unplayable because of this bug.

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

…is that a SpongeBob car

[syn4k]

burning text gif maker

heart locket gif maker

minecraft advancement maker

minecraft logo font text generator w/assorted textures and pride flags

windows error message maker (win1.0-win11)

FromSoftware image macro generator (elden ring Noun Verbed text)

image to 3d effect gif

vaporwave image generator

microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[foone]

whole bunch of different video games generator

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

I remember being disappointed to learn that the title “Bowser’s Inside Story” was just a pun because you are actually inside Bowser. I wanted to get all the juicy deets about the King of the Koopas himself but instead all I got was the juicy meats. Still a fantastic game tho 10/10 would recommend

[notlikingbestgirl]

Out of Touch

[hustlerose]

Out of Touch Thursday

[arbyscurlyfries666-deactivated2]

OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

[snuv]

but im out of my head when you’re not around…

[rockmilkshake]

happy birthday.

[saltwatersweets]

this is the only out of touch thursday you can reblog this

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

My new conspiracy theory that I don’t actually believe in is that aloe vera doesn’t really soothe sunburns, it just looks like it does because the green of the gel visually balances out the red of the burn

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

My instagram algorithm is irreparably screwed I fear

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

Gotta make sure I don’t open my phone out of habit as I walk through the grocery store lest it immediately start blasting what I was listening to in the car for all shoppers to hear which in this case was a playlist comprised entirely of Luigi voice clips

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

(Seeing a shrimp on the floor) “Oh, is that little bug on the ground you? I attributed it so much to seafood harvesting data that I—” and that’s as far as I read into the post in my dream before I woke up

[plaguedocboi]

ITS GREAT LAKES AWARENESS DAY!!!!!

On this excellent day, be aware that this is the largest group of freshwater lakes in the world, covering over 95,000 square miles and reaching depths of over a thousand feet. They are beautiful freshwater seas.

Also when you die in these lakes, the very cold, oxygen-poor conditions at the bottom preserves you perfectly for all eternity. You will not rot and nothing will eat you. You will exist for as long as the Great Lakes do. Many shipwrecks still have the crew on board. Be Aware.

[bunjywunjy]

that last paragraph only applies to Lake Superior, the northernmost Great Lake! to be fair though, Superior is bigger than all of the other Great Lakes combined.

and that's not to say that the other Great Lakes aren't equally dangerous! each of these things earned the 'Great' descriptor for a reason, and the only reason they aren't all classified as inland seas is because they're not salty.

Lake Michigan in particular is really good at creating waterlogged corpses and hiding them in weird places, and every single Great Lake is full of shipwrecks and ghost stories.

and you know what? 10/10 I would let these things eat me anyways.

be aware!

[bunjywunjy]

fun optional addition, LAKE SUPERIOR VS THE EAST COAST

you could drown an entire small country in this thing

[lookninjas]

Great Lakes Awareness Day is May 5th this year!

[thesanityclause]

LET'S GO LAKE WHO NEVER GIVES UP HER DEAD LET'S GO!!!

[alex51324]

Great Lakes Awareness Day for 2026 is May 4. You only have a few days to get ready!

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

I mistook this ad for the video title and thought yeah Luigi you probably do

[cheerfullycatholic]

Growing up I had a beagle and she had a very distinct scent. She died in 2013. In 2021 I met another beagle and he smelled the same. Today I met another beagle and she also smelled the same. So, ALL BEAGLES SMELL THE SAME and I will die on this hill. Anyway, I need another one. I love those little guys. Floppy ears

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

Had a brief internal crisis upon finding a white hair amongst the rest of my youthful luscious locks until I plucked it from the fold and found that it was loose and significantly shorter than it should be and oh. It’s the dog’s

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

Accidentally intruded upon a toad orgy today and we just stared at each other awkwardly until I moved on

[theblogofaveryoddfellow]

Excuse me WHAT

I know it’s AI generated but even so. WHAT

[elfanonymous]

the season of tumblr holidays are upon us!!!