Obsessed with many things

Hello, I am Aveah on Deviantart. Welcome to my blog about many different things, which I reblog occassionally or as a spam of content. 

[la-paritalienne]

[matchanh]

[felderwin]

My favorite thing to do when someone asks me to perform a simple task is to say “No” while doing it

[chandelyer-deactivated20241003]

Heaven Gaia spring 2020 rtw

[silverhawk]

someone: why isnt that character as developed as ur other ones….

me: bc i havent found the right songs to daydream them to yet

[silverhawk]

when u find that perfect song to daydream a character to and u can finally plan out their story arc

[plutarchandtheprez]

why the hell do I relate to this

[beccawoof]

Has…has anyone else who worked in retail/food service/some job where you’re on your feet for 8+ hours a day been told that you can’t have a seat/stool at your station because “sitting looks unprofessional”?

I just fucking realized that bankers, accountants, attorneys (most of the time), and so on are generally people WHO SIT DOWN WITH THE CUSTOMER/CLIENT!

So why do those poor retail workers have to stand for a good quarter of a day while they develop health issues for only minimum wage when far more “professional” looking people can sit however much they want?

Don’t get me wrong, I’ve worked retail. There is a lot of running around but during the slow parts of the day there was also a lot of just STANDING AND DOING NOTHING. My coworkers and I would just take turns pretending to go do something so we could move to keep our legs and feet from hurting. Maybe workers wouldn’t be so ragged and haggard and stores wouldn’t have such a high turnover rate for employees if people were allowed to sit when there was nothing to do!

Fuck you and your “unprofessional”.

[aveah-inferno]

The reason I was given, as someone who works in food service, was that we are supposed to spend any down time cleaning. I too find it ridiculous however, especially when you're somewhere like order taking, because at least the other places let you move around, while Order taking you are just hanging around in the one spot most of the time because you have other people doing the rest of the stuff

[sickboywolfgang]

Karen steals Lena’s nuts.

[fbdjfjcjcfnfn-deactivated201908]

FELLAS rb this with yourself made in this picrew

picrew by @mimiyori !!

rb this version instead plsss

[skopostheorie]

they actually had my skin tone this is so epic

[ghostsystems-deactivated2025041]

[lagonide-deactivated20191101]

[kurow]

[bladealvis]

[aveah-inferno]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[strawbunnymoon-deactivated20240]

Bi culture: Being attracted to women with short hair and men with long hair

[marty-ish-deactivated20220429]

 also bi culture: being attracted to soft cute men and buff intimidating women

[brienne-of-fart]

I feel personally called out

[thegoodestboyy]

Shit, they’re onto us

[leftboob-enthusiast]

Like no offense to my friends and family but if I had the chance to abandon this timeline for a medieval fantasy land I would absolutely do it, goodbye student loans and depression hello cool magic shit and most likely an early death by the sword (as it should be)

[mens-rights-activia]

Have fun shitting in outhouses and losing loved ones to the plague™

[the-bakeneko]

medieval fantasy, not actual medieval times you impudent fool

[firelordderpy]

Have fun crapping in outhouses and losing loved ones to the Goblin Raiders™

[the-bakeneko]

That’s more the fuck like it

[milkywhoreos]

Can someone please tell me what it means when an owl LITERALLY fucking swims towards you and then stares you down??

Like look at it?? Literally flew past me and my my friend, it was so close that the wings touched our faces.

[shiraglassman]

It’s reminding you to do your Duolingo practice

[demonladytakkuri]

The real answer is that it really wants you to go away

That’s a fledgling great horned owl, they’re known for being generally ballsy and aggressive, and owls have been known to both climb trees and swim through still water in a pinch

Most likely full scenario: the bird was practicing flying, but it fell because it’s still a kid and they do that. It probably fell in/by the water. It then was like Oh Damn Oh Jesus and decided it was not in fact a duck and headed to shore, saw you, and was utterly offended but confused on what to do. So it decided to Square Up and face you like the hellbeast it is.

The pose it’s taking in the pic is one I affectionately call Full Orb. A fully orbed owl is 100% READY to FIGHT 1v1 no items final destination. You were probably its first up close encounter with a human, and since birds tend to associate larger animals with predators, it tried to make itself look as big as possible to make sure you know what’s up. It was staring you down because it was waiting to see you make the first move in the dual or flee in fear from its superior owl might.

[apocalypse-arising]

This reply made this post 101x better

[karmacharmeleon18]

me: oh hello little owl

owl: i will fuck you up

[xtigerwoman]

i’m a simple gal… i see a farming, harvesting and talking to neighbors game and i completely lose it

[dovabunny]

The single funniest thing I’ve seen in 2019 (sound on)

[jl-streams]

This is so funny? Why does it only have 500 notes I’m screaming I feel this Italian in my soul

[marvel-lous-things]

Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

[eldritchcannon]

Bartender, shook: oh, congratulations, boy or girl?

Peter, now in full-on panic mode: it’s an uh, spider

[moonbeamdagger]

I’m seeing stuff in the notes about “Miles would do this” and I just want to say: you’re absolutely right. All Spider-folks across all universes share one (1) singular brain cell and most of the time it’s Gwen’s.

[seananmcguire]

As the current author of Spider-Gwen, I can attest that Gwen has not seen the brain cell in years.

[marvel-lous-things]

[anuvisur]

Epic Cosplay of “Horizon Zero Dawn”

[joosh-actual-deactivated2018092]

Practical effects are advancing in the cosplay world while Hollywood atrophies itself with an overabundance of CGI.

[imperatorsapphiosa]

That guy in the back going “WHO’S A GOOD BOOOOY”

[ripe]

wildcatcentre on ig