Home for desperate

[choupielu]

Eliott: damn, you're aggressive

Lucas: yeah but im short. so it's adorable.

[avengeme95]

truer words have never been spoken

[shinraalpha]

This meme is so niche but goddamnit it is *my* niche

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I did not expect this O.O

[stormxpadme]

I WANT THIS LIKE NOW.

[tubulareric]

[legalise-drugs-and-murder-blog]

brock-obama:

Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.

I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.

[oculousreparo]

[ourpoeticlives]

Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.

[earlgreytea68]

OMG MY FAVORITE TUMBLR POST EVER IT’S FINALLY BACK YAY!

[earlgreytea68]

Here, have another of my all-time favorite Tumblr posts. 

[earlgreytea68]

We were just discussing this again and I had to reblog it again because IT IS MY FAVORITE

[jlrpuck]

I’m permanently traumatized that you introduced me to this over lunch, EGT. 

[earlgreytea68]

::bows with a flourish::

[revdrfrog]

There’s a gif out there of some people reenacting this that makes me laugh til I puke every damn time.

[imnotokaywiththerunning]

@revfrog

[ririsasy]

Reblogging for the last gif

[zodiacspot]

Read more about your Zodiac sign here

[srsfunny]

Masha The Hero

[asryakino]

They forgot the part where the ambulance actually stopped to let the cat in

[booty-uprooter]

oh good I was worried

[passionpitobsession]

I won’t give up, until you open e v e r y t h i n g up to me.

[mamalazzer]

Happee Birthdae Harry Potter! (31st July, 1980)

[mamalazzer]

Nicknames Tony Stark gives people

Bonus:

[moral-harlot-blog]

Hope you are in a better place now…thank you for everything!

Rest in Peace Chester Bennington <3

[hellaroyale]

[tumblegags]

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Calculus

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Algebra

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Theorem

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Analysis

Harry Potter and the Order of Operations

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Statistician

Harry Potter and the Deathly Algorithms

[necromancier-deactivated2019120]

OH MY GOD

[festivescout1137-deactivated201]

AND THE ORDER OF OPERATIONS

[retroflexy]

I’m in Dumbledores math club…

[nijuukoo]

More like Harry Hypotternuse.

[nobodysuspectsthebutterfly]

You’re a mathemagician, Harry.

[coonblr]

I just couldn’t not reblog this.

[summer-mclaughlin-oldblog]

That right triangle on his forehead!

[thesecretdiaryofateacher]

@pianointhecorneroftheroom

[duncan-rohanne]

Captain America: Winder Soldier (2014)  //  Wonder Woman (2017)

[evermore-fashion]

Georges Hobeika Spring 2018 Bridal Collection

[evermore-fashion]

Galia Lahav “Le Secret Royal” Spring 2017 Bridal Collection

[nonibear11]

Squad Goals Star Wars Style

[bonkai-diaries]

I’m still laughing at Oscar Isaac standing on a box.

[kaiserghidorah]

Always reblog for Oscar Isaac on a box.

[erikajakole-deactivated20170903]

Why is Oscar standing on a box again. Smol wife and Tol husband spotted!!!

[flightlessmajesty-blog]

[youhavemysoul-deactivated201401]

Do not lie to me tumblr

I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.

jesus god can I please get more of these

Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.

Men of Tumblr…

dead

The men of tumblr win

i could dig it. 

Seem’s legit tbf

Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.

At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly

But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!

^winning

THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Why are these guys doing this?

I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?

I will never not reblog this

favuorite post on tumblr omfg

Omg this is baack yaay :)

[hiimsera]

The men of Tumblr are my favorite people.

[kentucky-wallflower]

Haha yas!

[senatorgana]

True Love.

[babyyodamom]

Everyone stop what you are doing and let yourself feel this joy right now.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling someone ‘You are shit’ and ‘You ain’t shit’ are both insults.

[roaringstream]

But “You are not shit” is a reassurance

[bironmanconfirmed]

And “you are not the shit” is an insult

[astargatelover]

And “You are the shit” is a compliment.

[bironmanconfirmed]

I present to you the English language