The quickest means of work escapism

I originally set up the account for the Dashboard; it somehow morphed into a place for me to share pictures from Caps games and practices. http://capsbypuck.blogspot.com/

[positivevibesuniverse]

Simply The Best

[facts-i-just-made-up]

What is Tumblr?

Tumblr is the opiate of the very, very few.

[guooey]

One of the most important things I have learned today..

[deeisace]

He really actually did

THE NAMES OF ALL MANNER OF HOUNDS: A UNIQUE INVENTORY IN A FIFTEENTH-CENTURY MANUSCRIPT

The Names of All Manner of Hounds is a unique list of 1065 names for hunting dogs (running hounds, terriers and greyhounds) found in a fifte

[asteroidtroglodyte]

How to get

Tumblr Famous

• deactivate your notifications. They are of no use to you where you’re going.

• you live here now this is your new home

• never show your face

• post your Epic Of Gilgamesh / Sherlock Holmes slash fic in a single huge block paragraph with extremely small font. Use colored words

• steal bones from a graveyard

• tell your entire life story

• always reblog Non-Pet Animals Being Petted

• post a gif of a pineapple being inefficiently and messily juiced

• shitpost too close to the sun about Mushrooms

• create the world’s largest Dracula book club

• have a crashout over the faint specter of orientalism in a post about mouse barmaids

• subject a horse to the forces of gravity and Asian gambling machines

• post gif sets of european bishonen

• stay out of touch; stay out of time

• hack and leak the TSA no-fly list

• side blogs are for cowards we shitpost on main

• be yourself, have fun, never get therapy

[desireddracula]

Reblog to make prev 10% hotter and more evil

[evvergreen]

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[scoundressandfriends]

Now another BTS photo where everyone looks jolly except for Chewbacca, poor fellow

[laora-ryn]

Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it

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[expressions-of-nature]

by Debra Ceravolo

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(Source: Sen the donkey)

[sizvideos]

This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer

[iamanemotionaltimebomb]

this is actually super fucking smartass of them

[snake-lady]

Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! 💕💕💕

[tkthegoddess]

Always a reblog. 💋

[lyra-invisa]

I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important

[pog-mo-bhlog]

So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.

[pog-mo-bhlog]

Being afab will not protect you from dying young in a coal mine. They put wee lassies down there all the time and sometimes they died, just as the boys did. Your understanding of historical gender roles is filtered through the gender roles of the mid 20th century. Yes you would also have faced other gender based violence on top of this probably, but that doesn't make you exempt from death via coal mine.

Also thank you to every single person of colour in the notes pointing out how white the take I'm critiquing is. You are 100% right.

[redandpointy]

I wish you would write a fic where...

Send me an anymous (or not) summary of the fic you wish I would write. (maybe I will write a tidbit)

[aichu-dechu]

[calllynx]

Op turned off reblogs but I MUST

[luna-azzurra]

Being a writer is wild because one minute you’re convinced you’re a genius and the next you’re googling ‘synonyms for walk’ like you’ve never used language before.

[quiet-doll]

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours