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um hi. have you noticed that you're tagging my submissions as 'jerdormir' instead of 'jedormir'? I don't want to sound mean or angry or anything....
n o oooOOO OH MY GOD NOÂ
I'M SO SORRY ANGEL OF COURSE THAT'S NOT MEAN I'M SO SORRY I'LL GO FIX IT AND MAKE SURE TO DO IT RIGHT IN THE FUTUREÂ
FORGIVE ME OMGÂ
Tony makes sure he has every single disney movie ever made, just so that Steve can watch them.
-jerdormir
For as long as Clint has known Natasha, he completely and whole-heartedly understands that he should never, ever treat her like a damsel in distress. Even if she is in distress, he knows she sure as hell is no damsel, and if he treats her as such, she will break his face, or arm, depending on how angry she is. But, even so, Clint still feels heavily protective of her when it comes to creeps.
Going out to bars with Natasha can be awesome, and funny, especially when she knocks heads off of creeps, but on missions, when the bad guys make sexist slurs and horrible threats at Natasha, Clint finds particular pleasure in shooting them in the eye. It’s like watching your—very capable—little sister get harassed. He knows she can take it, and can end any man who tries to mess with her, but it still makes Clint boil inside thinking that she has to deal with that bullcrap.
-slowdancingangels
Post-Winter Soldier Bucky watches a lot of cooking shows. They're soothing, and it reminds him of how much he likes having the freedom to make his own choices about food and the time to enjoy eating it. The first time he saw Gordon Ramsay, the yelling and insults were a major trigger for his PTSD. After that, Steve started watching with him, so he could change the channel if Ramsay appeared. Soon after, Sam started teaching them both to cook over the weekends, so they could do more than watch.
-Anon
Bucky and Steve took in a stray to the tower (mostly for Bucky), not knowing she was pregnant. After the birthings, Pepper refused to let them leave. Bruce had trained the mama to be a service dog; the pups followed suit and assigned themselves.
-winchestercaptains
Natasha and Tony like learning new languages together. (by snarking at and insulting each other. The looks on everyones faces is priceless!! Except Clint, because he already understands most of the languages, even if he doesn’t speak them very well.)
-gemlh
Clint Barton is a closet genius. He helps Tony with bow designs and weaponry, and randomly wanders into Bruce’s lab to experiment with his chemicals when he thinks Bruce isn’t looking. He and Hank Pym don’t really get along, but he and Jan go out for drinks on a regular basis with Steve and Logan. It is getting more difficult to hide those nights from SHIELD. He and Jarvis are best friends, and the vents in the Avengers Stark  Tower are a world/labrynth unto themselves as a result. Clint hates Reed Richards, although he and Susan gossip like nothing else in the Super Hero Book Club.
-gemlh
Erik Lenhsherr and Steve Rogers have talks all the time. Steve’s chipped, his phone is chipped, his shirts have microphones. The first talk they have starts by Steve saying all of that, and then crushing the mic under his boot. He manages to get the chip out of his phone, but the other chip is in his ass and he’s not going to take it out.
-jerdormir
Bruce now finds yoga so easy that , when SHEILD asks him to teach a class, he forgets himself and does all of the hard ones, the third tier, and now everyone is even more terrified. Natasha teaches the class now, and no one dares to miss it, mandatory or not. They tried to get Phil to teach it, but everyone was so shocked to see him doing something human like (because all of the junior agents think he’s a robot) that didn’t seem essential that they all just stared.
-gemlh
Everyone loves Darcy, and was terrified when she finally met Natasha, afraid that she would get herself killed (because she’s Tony’s daughter, and Tony and Natasha treat getting under each others skin like a game, until they just start fighting). So when they met, they had a sort of stare down thing, and the next thing you know, NATASHA IS PULLING CANDY OUT OF NOWHERE AND GIVING IT TO DARCY. Everyone in the room is quietly terrified when she turns to them and says: “I’m keeping her.”
-gemlh
Nick Fury is secretly as much of a fanboy as Phil Coulson. That’s how the two of them first bonded when they joined the same Ranger Troup. They have been best friends ever since.Â
-gemlh
There are two cartons of half and half in the community fridge at Stark Tower. One is for all the coffee drinkers to use. The other one is Natasha’s and Natasha’s only to put in her cereal. The penalty for touching her cereal half and half is death.
Bonus: Tony is usually the one who dares to use hers because he is a coffee wuss and won’t drink it black, and since there are at least three other people using the coffee half and half they are almost always out and he “needs to use Natasha’s please don’t tell her Steve”
-basiliskkisses
Steve doesn’t remember his first birthday in the 21st century. He comes downstairs to the streamers and paper plates with Iron Man and Thor on them and it takes Clint and Natasha and Bruce shrieking “happy birthday” for him to realize it’s his.
-jedormir
When crying:
Tony cries at very little. Dieing? Pshh, nothing. Nightmare about Dad? Nada. Steve Rogers in Hawkeye boxers and nothing else? He has some restaint! (Not that he used it in that specific situation….) But when he does (Pepper and Rhodey just *have* to die, huh), he cries loud and hard. He wipes away the tears and tries to clean his face, but it’s hard to hide full-on sobbing from a bunch of spies.
Natasha was programmed not to cry.
Clint cries when his life crashes down on him, like too many civilians dead, or Coulson died, or Loki mind fucked you, congrats. He’s loud and shakes and wipes his face on the nearest soft material every time, even if it’s Tony’s shirt.
Bruce can’t cry. If his emotions are that high, he’s drugged or the Hulk.
Steve, coming from an emotionally constipated time, cries only in surgery and after a call that told him one of his last connections to the past were dead. His cries are quiet, and he wipes away the tears just as soon as they come.
Thor doesn’t cry much, never did, in fact, until he saw Steve cry when having surgery awake. He realized that he wouldn’t be made fun of, bc Tony was silent and looking sympathetic. Tears leak out of his eyes with no sound, like he’s ashamed, but he doesn’t wipe them away.
-jerdormir
All of the avengers like magical girls anime. They have yet to confess to one another.
-iminyourmindallday
Clint looks forward to E3 every year and almost cries if something hinders him from going. He sometimes forces other avengers to go with him. He has met with several of the video game makers and even won several tournaments there. One time when he couldn’t go, he used his spy skills to find out what the different companies were going to announce one week before the conference.
P.S. He was so disappointed with Ubisoft this year
-iminyourmindallday
Steve would draw portraits of Bucky all the time. When Bucky is finally recovered from HYDRA, Steve asks him if he could draw him. Bucky, not remembering much, says ok. During the drawing Steve fights back tears. Finally his friend is back. He’s sitting in front of him completely calm. When he draws line after line, he recognizes them so well. But then he comes to his eyes. They are the same but still different. With each stroke Steve gets more insight on the torture Bucky’s been through all these years. When Steve’s finally done he rushes to his room and breaks down crying as quiet as he can.
-iminyourmindallday