Hello Sweetie;

I write sins, not Tumblr bios. Giovanna || 23 || Mexican || IxTP

[t4timekeeper]

macarons are deeply fascinating to me. it’s such a precise science with so many highly sensitive variables. all to create a pastry that isnt that good

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

once in college my friend asked me to come along on a date she wasn’t comfortable with because she knew that I would step in and ruin the mood on purpose if she gave me the signal that she wanted out

I came along, it was awkward, she gave the signal, and I immediately dumped a glass of ice water over my head and said “oh no looks like you have to drive me home immediately to prevent hypothermia” but then she and her bad date thought this was so startling and funny that it broke the tension and got them talking. and then I had to sit around for the rest of their date dripping water and shivering because she decided she was enjoying herself.

[bluesturngold]

[yurinullification]

sir that's yassified information

[catchymemes]

Wild Dogs see a Domesticated Dog

[headspace-hotel]

African wild dogs are one of my favorite animals. Those huge round circle ears and tricolored coats. I love you African wild dogs

[bunjywunjy]

HEY. HEY. HOW DID YOU GET OUT??? HEY-

[timefortigers]

dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog? dog?

[cannibalchicken]

[milkflys]

[3000s]

learning that people want you in their lives is a skill you can develop if it does not come naturally

[3000s]

it feels fake but your friends miss you sometimes

[3000s]

the reason you've been hanging out with your closest friends fairly regularly for the past 12+ years is because you have fun together

[3000s]

people who don't like you that much will not stay in your life for over a decade asking to hang out and inviting you to things and texting you

[couriernewvegas]

[lancevoltron]

NCUTI GATWA | The Giggle

[a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual]

Like the majority of society I’m obsessed with Nimona

And I rewatched it a million times and one thing always sticks out to me 

There are moments when Ambrosius is surrounded by light like a little protective bubble 

That keeps him away from the man he loves more than anything 

[sir-ballister-boldheart]

Absolutely losing it over this comment under a Nimona and Ballister dance party clip

[onionsoupbowl]

don’t be fooled he actually loves his 1000 year old eldritch being daughter a lot

[plumslices]

I think lip balm should be free

[therealsoulofmo-deactivated2023]

And lipgloss

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

And housing

[cannibalchicken]

[fxlthyangxl-deactivated20240122]

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

“i don’t want topless girls or leather daddies at pride” well i don’t want wells fargo or facebook at pride but we don’t always get what we want

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

im learning that y’all’s prides never had topless girls and I am so sorry. Our dykes on bikes had women with their tits out and it was marvelous. Praying for y’all 🙏

[lumberjackloverboy-moved]

I feel like I have to add that they were very much not given an okay by the city to be topless. They were breaking the law. These women were nipples out on motorcycles and the city of austin could do jack to stop them

[critlore]

Fun fact: Columbus, OH has a law allowing women to be topless because at one point a bunch of bull dykes decided that they wouldn't put their tits away until it was no longer illegal.

[vaspider]

I envy that level of swag.

[lost-on-t-umblr]

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time

[pettycentral]

[desperate-acts-of-capitalism]

But with your help, we can make next year even worse for Elon Musk

[ringwaldhaze]

Likes charge, reblogs cast.