[textsfromhetalians]

me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

[boxboxcelebrini]

this call out was fucking unnecessary

[yesterdaysprint]

Boston Post, Massachusetts, April 28, 1895

[the-quasar-hero]

Me: *sees my rival*

Me: *ever so tenderly presses my forehead against them.*

Me: I hate you so fucking much

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[unclefather]

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

This is it.  This meme has been perfected.  

[crimsonthorn-yeetus]

I laughed harder than i intended to

[schmoyoho]

All Star but it’s in a minor key so it makes you question life and realize the years start comin and they don’t stop comin

aka, the theme song to Shrek 9: Shrek’s Third Divorce

FEATURING THE AMAZING @allicatttx, & here’s the video on YT 🙌 🙏

[setheverman]

december mood?

[everythingsmellsofrum]

[chillmascdude]

party idea: as the night goes on, kidz bop versions of songs are mixed in little by little. by the time the party comes to a close, people are too drunk to notice they’ve been dancing to kidz bop for hours

[midnight-owlie]

chaotic hilarious

[luxio]

what if instead of gender we all had pokemon types

[enjolrassuggestions]

dance dance revolution? how about france france revolution instead

[grantairesuggestions]

come on and slam, the monarchy’s a sham

[cringing]

do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?

[cringing]

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

[localstarboy]

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

he lived with a man for a good decade so

[theheartisalonelyhunter]

newton was a gay sugar daddy pass it on

[352364334737574fr-deactivated20]

my physics teacher in highschool and college physics prof both talked about how he had a forbidden love w his pal fatio lmao

[surprisebitch]

wow physics and calculus are gay pass it on

[musicforyourplants]

[boy-matt-deactivated20181204]

*slams reblog*

[ariesaav]

Klezmer dolphins.

[willcub-deactivated20180521]

I don’t know that I’ve reblogged anything faster in my entire tumblr life.  

[sashayed]

me: okay, that’s enough. i can’t live like this. i gotta change my life. i gotta make moves

the world: ok here is an Opportunity

me:

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if plants are actually farming us, giving us oxygen until we die and decompose back into the earth to consume us.

[caloriq]

hearing my own voice on recording makes me want to apologize to every single person ive talked to like im really sorry

[coolkidsofhistory]

Don Featherstone, Creator of the Plastic Lawn Flamingos, 1957

[eldritchcameo]

He looks exactly as you would picture the creator of plastic lawn flamingos to look.