[espiethestrawberry]

I'm not even sorry

Plot from this original post: https://www.tumblr.com/fancyfade/746195988425900032?source=share

[self-loving-vampire]

Let's overthrow the natural order and ascend to a new divinity together!

[anarchistmemedistro]

[average-vampire-enjoyer]

This goes unbelievably hard.

[peachpitfan]

made even more… I still have more to come these are so fun to make

[all-pacas]

guys i have to show you my favorite house of all time. words cannot describe. have you ever wanted a house with a pool because do i have the house for YOU

2 bedroom, 2 bath, a nice exterior. i like the red door and red chimney!

the kitchen, i thought, opens up to the backyard/pool. it's not quite my style but i think they were going for some 70s futurism and i don't hate it, you can work with it!

huh, the living room seems... small.

not a huge fan of the bathroom and second bedroom, but...

wait, this is the master bedroom? can i get a layout on this thi--

oh

[average-vampire-enjoyer]

This is truly a nightmare. Imagine crawling into bed at the end of the day and the sheets are just DAMP. Also, holy mould potential.

[love-notes-to-survivors]

I promise you haven't fucked up as badly as you think you have.

[crazycatsiren]

A wise mentor once said to me while I was student teaching: "Did you actually fuck it up, or did it just not go how you expected it to go?"

Life changing words.

[funnyao3tags]

I would take that deal

If you're curious about the fic here it is

[r0bee]

Got to Children Of Earth episode 3 again and this image popped into my brain fully formed

[maurisescapism]

Sometimes I think about Tabula Rasa and yeah, it was a hilarious episode and one of my favourites and it had the hottest kiss of the show, but it also showed us something interesting about Spike.

Their memories were wiped clean, but everyone pretty much retained their core personalities. Spike was goofy and snarky, he got on with Buffy/Joan right away and felt at home fighting by her side. But there was zero "monstrosity" there, he showed no bloodlust, no violence, didn't even know he was a vampire until they got in a fight and he vamped out out of reflex. He had no urge to bite Buffy/Joan. He thought he had a soul.

There were no memories to impact his perception of self. I just think it's pretty remarkable how human Spike appears and feels, even when all of his memories are taken away. Tabula Rasa is who he is at his core, and it's so very ... William.

[aromanticduck]

I came up with this three-way table to help me (and now you, if you want) to rate things out of 5 stars. I was thinking of books and films when I made it, but you can probably use it for other stuff.

The idea is that you rate the thing on how much stuff you loved and how much stuff you hated, and those things weight against each other. There's only one way to get 5 stars or 1 star, so those should end up as the rarest ratings, wtih 3 stars being the most common.

'Spicy' means that the thing inspires emotion, whether positive or negative, while 'bland' means it doesn't affect you much either way.

An example of a 3-star (spicy) - for me personally - would be the Twilight series, because there's plenty of garbage in there but also some things that are like crack to me. I can't think of an example of a 3 star (bland) because by nature they don't stick in the mind.

(This also assumes giving 0 stars isn't allowed. That'd throw it out of whack...)

[thegrimcaptain95]

I absolutely love this bc it’s so like the risk assessment matrix for hazards

[aromanticduck]

Assessing your risk of enjoying a piece of media

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[gothicdushku]

“buffy and faith should have been girlfriends” “buffy and faith should have held hands” buffy and faith should have had full on freaky nasty lesbian sex on screen that tears down half of sunnydale with the power of their forbidden dyke love

[average-vampire-enjoyer]

Fuffy shipper until the day I die. Especially post season 7 when the gained a better understanding of each other.

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

honestly yall just gotta be comfortable reading books that make you feel stupid

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

read books that you don't understand. read books where you have to pay attention. read books that make you reread a page eight times to figure it out. read books that you need to take notes on. read books with words you have to google. read books that don't make sense without research on the setting. read books that make you feel stupid because otherwise you'll just be stupid.

[greenfairys]

kinda hilarious that spike and buffy demolishing a house while they fuck is supposed to be this ethical terrible thing and a sign that buffy is taking a dark path when it's actually so cool and hot and many shows nowadays wish they had come up with that

[littleluciddreamer-blog]

Reblog if you're hoping 2011 will be a fresh start.

[bewitchedv4mp-deactivated202512]

sorry can’t talk i’m too busy romanticizing vampirism

[trash-and-trash-accessories]

Every time I re-watch Buffy and they're describing Spike as this big bad before Buffy faces him for the first time and then he shows up and he's just Spike it's so funny knowing the context of his character. No Giles, that's not a scary monster that's Mr. Boyfriend.

[average-vampire-enjoyer]

If villain, why boyfriend shaped?

[dis-integrations]

giles in ‘witch’ reliving his ripper days during the scene where he reverses amy's mom spells then going ‘haha it was my first time spell casting i may have gotten it wrong’ is so funny considering. he literally looked like this

[average-vampire-enjoyer]

I love catching this on a rewatch. You sly little fox Rupert.