average gay

I’m just here to be gay in peace, get rid of some of my sapphic brain rot, and ruin my sleeping schedule. (Side blog)

[average-woman-lover]

Coming out of hibernation just to say that Yoko would definitely be suffering from stage 5 brain rot.

[caitlynscat]

Yoko walks in on Enid holding up Wednesday

Yoko: Air jail?

Enid: Air jail.

Wednesday: *softly hisses*

Enid: She tried to kill Xavier.

Yoko: Why?

Wednesday: *shrugs*

Yoko: Understandable *leaves the room*

[average-woman-lover]

Enid: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health so you shouldn't do it.

Yoko: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Enid: Th-that's not how that works-

Divina: *disappointment*

Wednesday: I don’t have any emotions besides anger and hate.

Thing, signing: That’s not what it looked like when you curled up into a ball after-

Wednesday: Thing. I swear I will remove every one of your fingernails.

Divina, looking back and forth between Yoko and Wednesday: What’s wrong with them?

Enid: Ya know, I wish I could tell you.

[average-woman-lover]

Enid: What are you in the mood for?

Wednesday: World domination.

Enid: That's a bit ambitious.

Wednesday: You are my world.

Enid: Aww.

Wednesday:

Enid:

Wednesday:

Enid: OH.

[average-woman-lover]

Yoko: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.

Enid: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.

Divina: A realist sees a freight train.

Wednesday: The conductor sees three imbeciles standing on the tracks.

[average-woman-lover]

Wednesday: *Chokes on water*

Enid: Jeez, Wednesday, don't go dying on us.

Wednesday: Don't tell me what to do. I'll die whenever I see fit.

[average-woman-lover]

Wednesday: Do you take constructive criticism?

Enid: No, only cash or credit.

[average-woman-lover]

If Wenclair has 330k fans, I am one of them. If Wenclair has ten fans, I am one of them. If Wenclair only has one fan, I have taken bullet for Emma Myers. May she live a long life.

Inspired by a post from @verymuchablog42

[average-woman-lover]

Yoko: The floor is lava!

Divina: *Helps Enid onto the counter*

Bianca: *Kicks Yoko off the sofa*

Wednesday: *Lays on the floor*

Yoko: ...Are you okay?

Wednesday, smirking: *Nods*

Enid: She seems to be having a nice time.

[average-woman-lover]

Enid, texting Wednesday: Text me when you’re home safely.

Wednesday: I’m home dangerously.

Enid: Stop it.

Wednesday: I’m home lethally.

[average-woman-lover]

Bianca: You know, when I first met you, I thought you were a real bitch.

Wednesday: What changed your mind?

Bianca: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.

[average-woman-lover]

Yoko: Hey, Wednesday, would you mind giving me a few tips on how to show Divina that I care about her?

Wednesday: Fine, but a word of this to anyone, and I will kill you.

*Later*

Yoko: I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU!

Divina: Okay, can you clean the room?

Yoko: No!

[average-woman-lover]

Divina : The first time Yoko opened a box of Cheerios, she looked inside and yelled, ‘OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!’

Yoko: Not my brightest moment. I will admit.

Enid: Donut seeds would be such a cute name if Cheerios weren’t already the cutest name for a cereal.

Wednesday: What is a Cheerio?

[average-woman-lover]

Yoko: Sooo Wends, my dude.

Wednesday: Don’t call me that.

Yoko: Right, only Enid gets to call you that. Speaking of which, are you for the girls?

Divina: *Side-eyes Yoko*

Wednesday: What? No, that’s preposterous.

Enid, getting up: Oh.

Enid: *Walks away*

Divina: I thought you liked her?

Yoko: What the hell, dude?

Wednesday: I do, and I don’t understand why she’s upset.

Divina: That’s because she likes you, too.

Yoko: And you just said you’d never date a girl in the worst way possible. It was borderline homophobic.

Wednesday: No, I said I’d only date her.

Divina: What?

Yoko: Huh?

Wednesday: You said ‘for the girls.’ Plural. I’m for a girl, singular. Enid.

Yoko: Addams, you are incredibly stupid. Now, please, before you kill me for that insult, go get your girl.

Wednesday, walking away: Fine, but sleep with one eye open tonight.

Yoko: I’m literally a vampire. I don’t even sleep. Bro has zero rizz, AND she can’t even properly insult me.

Divina: She can kill you hands tied and eyes closed.

Yoko: I know. Will you protect me, tonight?

[average-woman-lover]

Enid: Wednesday, what did I tell you about useless violence?!

Wednesday: It wasn’t violence. She ran into my knifes.

Enid: She ran into your knife 27 times?

Wednesday: Yes.

Divina: She’s actually telling the truth. I was there.

Yoko: Yeah, she was showing Divina her knife collection, and I was dancing around the room. I tripped, and next thing I know, there’s a bunch of knives sticking outta me. I looked like a fucked up porcupine!

Wednesday: It was actually quite impressive.

[gmarseln]

Wednesday, after Enid's fight with Tyler: Enid, you’re losing a lot of blood. What’s your type?

Enid: uhm.. short, long black hair, dark eyes, very pretty, and secretly nice

Wednesday, blushing a bit: I meant your blood type.

Enid: oh

Enid, after looking down at the wound: red

[average-woman-lover]

Enid: My toxic trait is that I genuinely think I could have been a pop star if my parents were more supportive growing up.

Yoko: My toxic trait is that I think my girlfriend’s tiddies are a superpower.

Divina, pointing at Yoko: My toxic trait is that I’m in love with shit for brains over there.

Wednesday: My toxic trait is that I will push away anyone who I believe is too close to me in fear of being hurt or hurting them.

Enid, on the brink of tears: Oh, Wends.