C-Medic

My beloved blorbo (sort of an rp blog. This will be mostly in character cause I get gender envy from this guy) mod is 22. All posts from before march 17 2026 is archival and not canon. Rest in peices

[averagebioweaponslover]

THE BLOG IS ARCHIVAL FROM THIS POINT DOWNWARDS. THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS BLOG BUT I HAVE RANDOMLY DECIDED TO DO A BUNCH OF REWRITES/ WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN.

[averagebioweaponslover]

I will pin this as a temp dni. Pro shippers- assholes, swerfs terfs and the ilk. I do not engage in things that upset me on purpose and I block liberally. All blogs associated with this blog are under reconstruction. So if a blog links back to this one as MOD you understand.

[averagebioweaponslover]

Respawn machines were a cost saving measure. It’s hard to justify hiring an entire army just to protect a patch of gravel. Besides who better knows to fight the enemy then someone who’s died to their tactics? I don’t know how the new machines work but back then respawning was painful, like waking up from a fever dream.

I thought I saw a soilder once, a lad of 19 maybe 20, victim of the draft. Poor thing, reminded me of Ralph when he was a teen. I saw this solider die, and he died long before that machine ever went into action. The fever had cooked his brain and sepsis made his body stop working. Maybe it was shell shock, my first failure as a doctor sprinting up after I failed as a solider. I don’t know, I remember him talking to me though- before I respawned.

I felt so cold then. I wish I could remember what he said. I wish I could apologize for letting him die.

Ill update with more if anyone has questions

[averagebioweaponslover]

Guess what I have? Hahahaha-

no seriously guess because I’m not telling you,

it’s MINE.

Damn feds tryna get in my buisness Wellness check my ass- I know who you are Mr. Frankfort

THERE IS NOTHING ILLEGAL ABOUT TAXIDERMY. I GET TO OWN AS MANY PICKLED FREAKS AS I WANT

[averagebioweaponslover]

eternal life has been the mission statement of man since the beginning. Alchemists and scientists alike have worked to extend our lifespan. Why did we toss the alchemists aside. They were the first chemists and biochemists, sure they had some strange ideas but the goal was a noble one.

My body betrays me, day by day I can feel my blood and immune cells attack my joints and skin. Ralph, I am sorry. I did not know your suffering was so great. I will learn to fix this. I will have mastery over my body, no cancer nor immune cell will ever slight against me again. That I promise dear brother. Sorry it took me so long to find my path again.

Like a basilisk you do not look them in the eye

Im so close already. The source has been responding well, but if I were to experiment more I’d like to get my hands on what the mann company used to cheat death. Respawn was cheaper then cloning after all, better results too, perhaps one day I shall speak on my own experience with the trials. Until then dear reader you will be left in the dark, but don’t worry you will be alone in there.

Have you ever looked your corpse in the eye? Stared down the basilisk, stared down infinity?

I do not recommend.

[averagebioweaponslover]

THE BLOG IS ARCHIVAL FROM THIS POINT DOWNWARDS. THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN THIS BLOG BUT I HAVE RANDOMLY DECIDED TO DO A BUNCH OF REWRITES/ WIPE THE SLATE CLEAN.

[lyndwrym]

I am dead broke and in a rough financial situation so I’m opening commissions. 5 slots avalible but its first come first serve. No pressure to financially support me if you can’t, any and all money will go to buying my medication now that I don’t have insurance, paying off bills and buying small nessesity items like toothpaste, charger, ect

20 - clean sketch

30 - lineart no co,or

40 - flat colors, colored lineart

60 - shell shading

100 - fully rendered pieces

+15 dollars if it’s a full body

15 dollars for a chibi

Link if you just want to donate. Though I’d happily doodle something for a cheaper price

https://cash.app/$LintWorm

Pay me on Cash App

Instantly exchange money for free on Cash App

I might also sell adoptables in the future I dunno.

On top of that (Cw blood below) I am doing a your character here for a discounted rendered price at 50. I will fix the background and make it work for you character crown can be swapped out for something else or removed

[averagebioweaponslover]

It’s that time of the week

IM CRAVING VEAL

[averagebioweaponslover]

Hungry

[averagebioweaponslover]

It’s that time of the week

IM CRAVING VEAL

[fishyinbowlosoup]

Team Fortress Classic (Support Class)

As much as I love TF2 TFC do have better drip 😔😔

[averagebioweaponslover]

Of course Im iron deficient

I’m not a cyborg.

[averagebioweaponslover]

I’ve injested enough lead over the years to make up for the iron deficiency.

At some point when you get shot enough times your body starts eating the bullets.

2 wars worth of bullets, I’m good. No need for more metal in MY blood.

[averagebioweaponslover]

Of course Im iron deficient

I’m not a cyborg.

[averagebioweaponslover]

If I stay still maybe my bills won’t find me

[averagebioweaponslover]

[averagebioweaponslover]

Do you remember the fire because I do?

[averagebioweaponslover]

I promise I’m still alive depression has been kicking my ass and I’ve been planing a slight character rewrite for Quinny boy

[averagebioweaponslover]

*hands you a bowl of soup*

Soup

thank you!!! I need the calories

eughhh

[averagebioweaponslover]

I HAVE BEEN GONE FOR SO LONG

I am sad to say but something terrible happened. My nightmares have been persistent and agaonizing. The meds I have been taking from the brain doctor has done NOTHING.

I have been limiting my sleep, but it seems my body decided to rebel against me.

MY SURPERIOR IMMUNE SYSTEM FAILED ME!!! I BECAME ILL WITH A STRAIN OF SMALL POX I HAVE BEEN DEVELOPING IN PRIVATE.

If you wish to have sample of yourself I request you sign my NDA as I have yet to paten it. I’m thinking I might name it BIG POX

ANYWAYS I HAVE BEEN STUCK IN BED. I AM FINALLY FEELING BETTER BUT I HAVE LOST WEIGHT.

I am starting to seriously feel my age. My bones feel so fragile. I feel so old. Everything aches.