Trevor

I haven't used this blog in years but I'm back? Trevor. 20. Boston.

[averagehomo]

alright so i scheduled this post on June 15th, 2014 and it is currently 10:08 pm. I have a math and latin final tomorrow and ugh i'm so stressed and i know i should be studying more but i can bring myself to do it and i really really need to do well on these finals ugh. Anyway, I set this post to be posted on March 27th, 2020. That date also happens to my 22nd birthday, assuming i am alive on that day (maybe i'll get hit by a car or something unfortunate). Maybe people wont even be using Tumblr in 2020 who knows. anyway thats when this post is scheduled to be posted.

anyway, hello from 2014. 

[aisarcher]

My brain: BE GAY, DO CRIMES!!!

My body: lie down…. eat pasta…… ,

[averagehomo]

someone came into the place i work today and said they know me from tumblr and i kinda froze and didnt say anything bc i was anxious and overwhelmed bc my boss was asking me to do 8657 things when it happened but whoever you are im sorry and your red dress was gorgeous!!!!!

[polyglotplatypus]

I know you're agender, but could you tell us if you're AMAB or AFAB (if that's not too personal)?

fun fact folks just because youre using “activist” lingo doesnt make the question “do you have a dick or nah” more acceptable

[cripplingdepresssion]

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[getbakedforcake]

ya’ll really never seen squash before

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[chaoticfoolish]

no more society babey!!!!!!!!!!!

gonna go into a CAVE and draw pictures of WORMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[j4ckme]

[kensprof]

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

[druidviolence-deactivated201810]

[sloppystyle]

me an the boys on patrol..

[peer2peer2peer-deactivated20210]

fuck this

[cocaineteas]

LMAOOO this video is like so me!

[averagehomo]

i wanna start an onlyfans

[averagehomo]

when i left tumblr 4 years ago i was a strict bottom

oh how the turntables

[averagehomo]

me: *opens ted.com*

me: *closes ted.com*