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fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

raccoonnation-deactivated202102

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

kittykat8311

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

thelichboi

Sometimes the world brings you a brand of humor you love and weren’t ready for at all. Especially not at 6am right before bed.

everystarstorm

Oh man the can pops at the exact right moment in the song.

urbisie

“Babe, dinner’s ready”

okay this is my aesthetic

clearlypositive

“I am slowly learning that some people are not good for me, no matter how much I love them. I deserve someone who is gentle and kind, because my soul is getting tired. Realizing that I deserve something good is one of the first steps.”

— Why I Need to Say Goodbye To You (Michelle K)

orbitaleire

its that time again

phemiec

Identity is a prison! Let yourself respond authentically to each moment as it arrives, without being bound to the narrative of who you think you are! The self is a construct! The truth of your existence is ever changing and infinite as the universe is ever changing and infinite! Abandon the stories of your past selves and be present and alive in this very moment! IDENTITY IS DEAD! THE SELF IS DEAD! YOU ARE ALIVE!

phemiec

update: i just shaved my eyebrows off

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averagemelon

Whyd they make it so terrifying though?

eastegg-deactivated20200528

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread

thetrippytrip

I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

castlevanian

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

tabbran

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

themightyglamazon

That was a wild goddamn ride

wereralph

god this was worth the read

mcdungeon

You are the dancing queen, blood-curdling scream, 47 bees

antimony-deactivated20190319

(pours vodka into the pits of hell) for persephone

sexanax

eat fruit and do squats babygirl dont worry bout these boys

anem0nesiac-deactivated20231104

friendly reminder that

- It’s gonna take a lot to drag me away from you - there’s nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do - I bless the rains down in Africa - it’s gonna take some time to do the things we never had

troubled-pasta-deleted-deactiva

Hey so uh,

As a trans guy who’s been working out for a few years now and has learned a lot about their body and building muscle and whatnot in the process, here’s something I don’t see mentioned, like ever.

Abs don’t really look Like That™ when they’re relaxed.

Here’s a few examples from a Reddit thread asking for pictures of people both flexing and not flexing their abs

I rarely see male body positivity posts in general but I’ve never seen this mentioned, and honestly? Call me stupid for it if you want, but I genuinely thought that super defined look was something that was achievable in a relaxed state, simply because I’ve never seen anything to the contrary.

As someone with body dysmorphia as well as dysphoria, you can imagine the damaging effects that might have had on my mental health trying by to achieve the impossible. I can only imagine how many other masculine folk out there could be struggling with the exact same thing.

Anyway like, this is mostly to point out for masculine folks that might be pushing themselves too hard, that you’re probably doing better than you realise.