Faith Trust and Pxie Dust

Blm

[paverics]

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[oneheadtoanother]

[lizzywishballs]

Chess Perfected

If you’re anything like me, you’ve been attempting to play chess your entire life. Have you succeeded? No. Have you been badly beaten by a wizard with a chess board at your local public library? Maybe.  So what exactly makes chess hard? No doubt, it’s the lack of historical accuracy. Below you’ll find the new and improved rules for America’s favorite pastime based on a tried and true feudal…

Chess Perfected

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[lizzywishballs]

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Rene Descartes held the bible in his hands the day he became the first quantum physicist. Though he would never live to know this truth – if he ever lived at all – he sat everyday underneath the shadow of the expatriated French parasol that obscured his mind and body – if mind and body proved to be connected at all – and ate a fallen apple as an homage to a distant future he would never know. He…

[armie-hammer]

[ruinedchildhood]

RIP Jonathan Joss 

[mortalityplays]

hi, a lot of you need a perspective reset

the average human lifespan globally is 70+ years

taking the threshold of adulthood as 18, you are likely to spend at least 52 years as a fully grown adult

at the age of 30 you have lived less than one quarter of your adult life (12/52 years)

'middle age' is typically considered to be between 45-65

it is extremely common to switch careers, start new relationships, emigrate, go to college for the first or second time, or make other life-changing decisions in middle age

it's wild that I even have to spell it out, but older adults (60+) still have social lives and hobbies and interests.

you can still date when you get old. you can still fuck. you can still learn new skills, be fashionable, be competitive. you can still gossip, you can still travel, you can still read. you can still transition. you can still come out.

young doesn't mean peaked. you're inexperienced in your 20s! you're still learning and practicing! you're developing social skills and muscle memory that will last decades!

there are a million things to do in the world, and they don't vanish overnight because an imaginary number gets too big

[lieutenant-sarcastic]

Fuck moon’s taking poison damage

[greelin]

and if i say something

[dreamduality]

say something funny

[dreamduality]

about house md

[gean-grey-blog]

I started writing House MD fanfic in high school and because my autistic ass got into it so hard I was reading anatomy textbooks on break during my summer job when I was 16 I wrote a bunch of meticulously researched if dramatic and very "written by a 16 year old" fanfic. Like went and joined forums for each condition to describe them as accurately as possible. And like. Accidentally helped like. A bunch of people figure out what was wrong with them by essentially doing fully new medical description research bc I was obsessed with the toxic old man yaoi

[dreamduality]

old man yaoi saves lives

[dustbabbits]

[edsrosetattoo]

This is the best idea in the history of film.

[lizzywishballs]

Death is not compulsory, but He is expected: Mort by Sir Terry Pratchett 

The fourth Discworld novel begins the Death arc, a series of five books centered around the classically hooded figure and his family. Death – who has appeared in each of the previous books so far – is exactly what you would expect: a dazzling, blue-eyed skeleton wielding an hourglass and scythe. The hourglasses, affectionately called Lifetimers, measure the lifespans of all living beings on the…

Death is not compulsory, but He is expected: Mort by Sir Terry Pratchett 

[straystuff]

[tiktoksforlosers]

[ziraseal]

[ispyspookymansion]

thats it. your ass is going to general settings -> filtering

[lizzywishballs]

What You Didn't Know You Didn't Know

In my younger and more vulnerable years, I traveled this country coast to coast. From the tops of mountains to the pits of despair, I pressed my tongue to the American crust and licked my way to a full continental breakfast complete with the Texas shaped waffles we all love.  There are a lot of things I learned, and a lot of things I had to unlearn. No thanks to a couple of states (I won’t name…

What You Didn't Know You Didn't Know