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TEXT Vol. 04 Connieās Operation Proposal
Sometimes during training, one has no choice but to use their head. At times, this means having to write many words. In logical order, at thatā¦
[Supplie Requasition
Bread: A bunch
Potatos: Around 5 boxes?
Milk: Not spoiled
Blades: Enough to attack Titans
Gas: A good amount]
āStart over.ā
The instructor thrust Connieās strategy to proposal back at him after little more than a glance. Dejected, he took the page.
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āā¦How do you even begin to teach an idiot like this?ā
āForget about what he should be writing. I donāt even think he knows how to count suppliesā¦ā
Connieās corpsmates had a good laugh at the document Connie wrote having summoned up all his brainpower. This wasnāt funny to him.
āI can pass the practical exams fine! Making it to the top of the class might even be realistic if it wasnāt for these tests where you have to write stuffā¦ā
āGuess that means we donāt have a good reason to bother teaching you. The fewer competitors we have, the better.ā
The other recruits may have been his corpsmates, but they were also his rivals, all competing for top marks. Connieās desperate plea had backfired.
āCāmon! You canāt abandon me like this!
His fellow recruits laughed and ignored him as they returned to the barracks.
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Two people happened to pass by Connie as he studied alone in the cafeteria. It was Reiner and Marco, who had just been helping the instructor with something. Two recruits with not only high practical marks, but top grades in the classroom too.
āConnie⦠Youāre still studying?ā
āIt feels like theyāre gonna send me back to my village if I keep getting these bad grades⦠I have toā¦ā
Becoming a soldier was an important goal for Connie, someone whoād always been looked down upon as stupid. No matter how much trouble he had with something, he needed to get it done. His mother would surely be happy, if he finished with top marks this way. After Connie explained his situation to them, Reiner patted him on the shoulder.
āYou understand what materials are required. All you need is to take your time with the numbers and be specific as you put them down. Itās fine if you write it in your own words.ā
āYou should also be more careful about your handwriting. Write it in a legible way, one that gets across just how much you need the materials.ā
āMarco, Reiner⦠You guys are really kind.ā
The two gave him words of encouragement, and Connie began again on his rejected document having processed their advice in his own way.
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[Supply Requasition
Bread: Three days worth for five people
Potatoes: See above
Milk: See above. Fresh
Blades: Half a horse cartās worth
Gas: Half a horse cartās worth]
āā¦Looks fine.ā
Through his corpsmates had insulted his document, it was ultimately accepted. Not only that, the instructor put it up in a place for everyone to see and learn from.
āWhat you need in a chaotic situation isnāt beautiful prose, itās to write in a way that gives any reader an easy and accurate understanding of the current conditions. The words used by Recruit Springer in his requisition may be crude, but they show a proper understanding of the minimum needed by the squads that will be carrying out the operation theyāve been given. One could say that this sets an example of sorts, given that a soldierās duty is to always be on the front lines.ā
āHeh⦠So I am a genius.ā
Frankly speaking, Connie only understood the part when the instructor said his work āsets an example.ā Still, his corpsmates seemed to view him in a new light now. He decided heād be as diligent as possible in his coursework, all in the hope that heād get to experience this feeling again.
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SOURCE: Attack on Titan: Short Stories 3
TRANSLATION: Ko Ransom
Ok wait let her speak
Please give evidence beyond āI hate themā or āI like sleeping inā or āI have to get up earlyā, none of which is actual evidence
Signed
an actual morning person
Night person who needs to see a doctor/get your car worked on/go to the bank/buy groceries, etc? You're gonna have to sacrifice sleep for it. Because for some reason it was decided that most places of business should open in the morning and close in the evening. Fewer and fewer places are 24/7. Wanna go for a nice stroll in the park? Tough shit, they close at sundown. Hell, want to just go for a walk in general? Fair chance of being harassed by the cops because being out and about in the dark is "suspicious" behavior. Want something that's not fast food and don't want to/can't cook for yourself? Best we can do is a diner like Denny's or IHOP. Got a loved one in the hospital you want to visit between work and sleep? Either gotta get up early or stay up late to meet visiting hours.
And let's not forget, no matter how little you actually sleep and how much you actually get done, if you're not awake during certain hours it means you're a lazy good-for-nothing. Express a desire for more places open 24/7? Selfish and entitled. Complain about how noisy your neighbors are during your sleep hours? Well you can't expect the world to tiptoe around you. But also you'd better keep it down at night because other people are sleeping!
But don't worry! There are plenty of guides on how to "fix" your sleep schedule out there! You just have to follow a strict, often disruptive routine that you can never stray from even a little or else you'll fall back to your natural sleep schedule lazy, undisciplined ways.
And at that, good luck finding a job that doesn't expect you to be in by 9 AM at the latest. Which means getting up at 7:30 AM at the latest, earlier if you have a commute. Which means getting to bed at 11:30 PM at the latest.
Which means night owls have a straight choice between self-employment/freelance work, with all its insecurities, or constant self-torture. (Oh yeah, sleep deprivation does count as torture, per the UN.)
i'm sure people have sent you the answer 293 times already too but just in case, the water texture is a default photo filter on the tumblr photo editor!
WE HAVE A PHOTO EDITOR?
Woagh
Not one person knows how tumblr works.
WE DO INDEED!!! :D
This is so beautiful to me
WAIT! I can make it worse!!
I can make it more worser!
cereal tastes better at night because the veil is thin
aot hands - floch x eren
3/?
I was really cooking with this. Eren awkwardly trying to grip, floch stunned and extending his fingers bc wtf is he doing.
I need to make more of these with the stuff I ship now
This Armin from Levi's memory is so cute, his eyes shine so bright
i lowkey need to feed her tea & oranges that come all the way from china
My new favorite genre of picture is a very special thing that most animals (and humans!) do: face nuzzling as an act of greeting/comfort/intimacy. thank God that this is happening all over the world right now
Isnāt it wonderful?!
the best yaoi is written by straight men who don't know they're writing yaoi and the best yuri is written by lesbian women who want to inflict you with a brain disorder
at least one of the best parts of this is the sequence of people who probably got called to respond to this pile up immediately becoming part of the pile up. āoh no, thereās been an accident!ā say the cops, who immediately lose control of their vehicle and crash into the bus. āoh no, the cops are stuck!ā says the snow plow, who immediately slides down the same hill and crashes into them. I hope the tow truck they called to free the snow plow also crashed
god gave us free will for a reason (plays on the computer for 12 hours a day)
new from bethesda movies studios... the story never told... "no, wait! i'm not a rebel! you can't do this!" *rising violin music* "you're not gonna kill me!" *orchestral stab* "archers!" *cut to black, silence* in huge letters on the screen with fire in the background: LOKIR of RORIKSTEAD *pan over destroyed helgen, a dust pile shifts and lokir stumbles out of it* "I'M WAKING UP, TO ASH AND DUST,"