Origami Around
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Show & Tell
Kiana Khansmith
Sweet Seals For You, Always
gracie abrams
macklin celebrini has autism
Monterey Bay Aquarium
tannertan36
occasionally subtle
noise dept.
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The Stonewall Inn
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
Fai_Ryy
Not today Justin
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@pirateshauntedbydadjokes
some of my 19 side-blogs include:
my horny blog @hornypirateshauntedbydadjokes
reblogged fanart blog @pirateshauntedbyfanart
i dont jnow how to describe this blog @pirateshauntedbymommyjokes
my star trek blog @kockblocked
my dad joke blog @dadjokeshuantedbypirates
my aesthetic blog @evenhornierpirates
Wev T. Weevil blog @wevtweevil
Cucked Submarine blog @cucked-submarine-69
as of right now unused art blog @strawberrytiddies
my animal blog @pirateshuantedbycreatures
Out of Touch
The beautiful and endangered Dumb Gulper Shark
raw sex implies the existence of cooked sex
well, them dinosaurs did have to be cooked a few times before they became a condom…
I think about this cake every day
sorry for exposing your tags but this is hilarious
OP, I hope you don’t mind me making an addition:
When I turned 17, we ordered a cake at the grocery store for my party, as we’d done many times before. If you wanted something written on the cake you’d write it into a section of the order form. We requested, very simply, “Happy Birthday Courtney”. When we went to pick it up the day of the party, this is what we got.
The bakery employees had absolutely no explanation for this. The order form, attached to the box, very clearly did not contain any of those extra names. Whomever had done the writing was no longer in, so there was no one to ask how this had happened. The fact that the name ‘Juan’ is misspelled bewilders me to this day. (I’ve never seen ‘Miley’ without the E, either, but it’s believable that someone might spell it that way.) Did this cake slip in from an alternate universe where I’m one quarter of a set of Hispanic quadruplets? Dyslexic Hispanic quadruplets, maybe?
This cake became the focal point of my party. At least two of my friends regularly called me ‘Courtney Mily Jaun Pablo’ for years to come. My siblings and I still reference it sometimes, eleven years later. It is probably the funniest thing ever to occur at any birthday celebration of my life, and may well remain so for the rest of my days.
I love a botched cake.
one time me and some pals spotted one of those big cookie cakes in a store. it was done up with red icing and little X's for kisses and in the middle it said
No One Like You
now, it took us a while to realise it meant "(there is) no one like you". at first, we all parsed it as a botched "no one like(s) you"
for ages after when we'd wind each other up we'd declare "NO ONE LIKE YOU ☹️👎"
I just feel like it's important to post the Sacred Texts
The Cake Wrecks blog is one that I miss.
oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition
^ like this. waaaaaugh 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
my friends make me so emotional like yes I do believe we have met in every lifetime I love them so much they make me so happy I love them will meet them over and over again for eternity
raw sex implies the existence of cooked sex
Some kind of disturbance in the force today
Ohhh. Migraine
dont you just hate it when you get a headache in the middle of harvesting your wheat #migraine #mygrain
my grain
me: fuck i’ve got a migraine
the hungry vermin: and where would this grain of yours be?
I am climbing this mountain for the reason every climber does: to hug the mountain— to envelop the mountain— to make love to the mountain*
*Shatner taught me this. He was talking about climbing in general, but also more specifically free climbing. However, I use protection, because im not in the right place to care for a hill.
Sory my ugly ass spilled red wine on your boner
Bisexual people are cool
8 hours of decent sleep will have you thinking things like 'i am a beautiful horse and i will never die'
