[musashi]

Hey can you guys reblog Cheeseburger so he can take a sunbeam nap on lots of blogs. No other reason I just want you guys to see him.

[kosmogrl]

don’t take my defeatism too seriously I will always begin again and again no matter what

[kosmogrl]

I might sound miserable most of the time but at my core I’m a very hopeful person

[purpleisdebeste]

I’m sorry Orpheus i was too harsh on you…

[purpleisdebeste]

i was in the physics lab today and we were working with lasers, so the Lab Freaks (legal name) were being very careful to stress that we Do Not Turn Around or Look Behind Us because we’ll get extremely blinded by the power of high strength lasers

and i’m not gonna lie it was actually extremely hard to resist turning around. i misjudged orpheus it turns out this isnt extremely easy actually

[purpleisdebeste]

okay i’ll be honest i 100% looked back at the lasers. actually multiple separate lasers multiple different times. they were pretty

and i didnt get blinded. so clearly lab safety isnt real and you should always risk it cus taking risks is awesome #gambling

but uh. my ass is NOT making it out of the underworld 🔥🔥🔥

[overnightshipping]

[transpondster]

Hate to say it but: "Just say yes. It's easier than explaining," is not a bad line.

Edit: South Park is going to have a fucking field day with this.

[newsandstuffisee]

[kaitlynillustrations]

I redrew a drawing from 2016! I was so proud of it when I first drew it, it was so fun to revisit an old idea and see how I’ve changed!

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I need to press his bruises like it’s his gspot

[twinkhole-destroyer]

I’m gonna think about killing myself

[happybunnykat]

[cranberry-branflakes]

[(((((((((((((((((((]

tube of pringles

[cranberry-branflakes]

someone tagged this "10k to me" what the fuck

its just a tube of pringles guys

[cranberry-branflakes]

oh no its over 1k now

[furryprovocateur]

gay walmart: unexpected item in fagging area or whatever. Fuck it just reblog this shit

[dykepuffs]

I have the most beautiful news which is - When my eldest niece was a toddler, we all - Me, two of my biker friends, and four generations of my family - went to see the fireworks at the beach, and she got cold and sleepy so I wrapped her up in my leather jacket and denim kut covered in patches from bike rallies and sat her on my bike so she could warm herself up on the still-hot engine, where she fell asleep.

Her Mam took a photo, and I jokingly said "One day, if she's gay, she'll be able to impress girls with that picture."

Anyway, today she texted me and said that a girl she likes was really impressed with the photo of her as a baby hanging out with the bikers.

[vexwerewolf]

Organised crime? Nah girl I'm into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn't have ADHD they aren't getting hired

[vexwerewolf]

Cops can't stop us if they don't know what we're doing, and they can't find out if we have no idea either

[vexwerewolf]

Nah I'm safe it wouldn't happen twice

[vexwerewolf]

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

[lesser-robot-cat]

On it, boss! Gettin' this post to 10k, just like you said!

[segfaultfault]

When your pants tear, where do they usually give?

at the butt seam

at the knees

at the fastener (zipper, button, the elastic, whatever keeps the pants up)

somewhere else, please elaborate in the tags

I don't wear pants until they tear

Voting ended onNov 18, 2025

[satan-offical]

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.

[whyenn-reader]

if you are north american and you see a post about walking somewhere and your first instinct is to comment ''WALKING HA I WISH I COULD WALK YOU MUST LIVE ON SOME DIFFERENT WEIRD PLANET HA IF THE GOVERNMENT SEES YOU WALKING THEY SHOOT YOU IM NOT KIDDING THEY FUKCING SHOOT YOU BRO'' ...what am I supposed to do about it. make your own post. you owe me 70 euro.

[malwarechips]

pleas

[malwarechips]

YES (runs awa

[malwarechips]

yaaaay

[malwarechips]

YAAAAAY

[malwarechips]

wait thats kind of scary now you can stop

[edgebug]

call me a trans massagynist the way im rubbin her off

[edgebug]

love the confidence here but i don't think this is the one that's gonna take off

[frogitivity2]

Please take good care of them!