your face is nice

I'm kind of a grown up if we're gonna get technical but I don't act like one usually

[s]

where is the superb owl

I want to see him

[memewhore]

[twitterlols]

[averyaveryavery]

ME: YES HELLO 911 I'VE BEEN STABBED

911: New phone who dis

[bonniekristian]

[jigglypuffsvevo]

person: what’s up

me: not much but please don’t ask that every day because then i’ll have to start making things up because i rarely do anything

[rubyfruitjumble-deactivated2016]

Psychic: reads my mind My mind: waelcome to my kitchennnnnn…. We have bananis…… And avocadi

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via brwnbrrr)

[rosamundpike]

[2000ish]

13 Going on 30 (2004)

[5265ad]

I’m grown but I’m not grown grown

[srkdall]

Which means I know how to ride a dick but I’m still not sure how taxes work.

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

[rate-my-reptile]

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL dirt and you may find A Friend And Boy…

[weloveshortvideos]

[wannajoke]

[rarnon]

[deadecchi]

[dutchstore]

lmao by Ryan Connors