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“Yeah, it’s mine. Do you usually steal people’s packages?”
Avery shrugged. “This is the first time I’ve worked as a mailman, so... I guess this is the first offense?”
“I can’t just give this to you, though. No name and all. You have to prove it’s actually yours.”
“Of all the dumb things a person could do though, I dunno why you’d bring a goat to a place you could be banned for life. And let’s not even forget, this is the only library in town. You could have just set him into the wild if you didn’t want him in the first place.”
“Banned for life?” She took a moment to mull over those words in her head. How many towns had she been in where those words had been spat at her? One? Five? Twelve? She allowed a small chuckle to slip through before tugging back at the goat’s leash when she noticed him trying to devour another book.
“I think I can handle being banned for life. Not much of a reader, anyway.” She nodded towards the goat, who’d taken to wandering around as far as his leash would let him. “It’s kinda too late for that now. I sure as hell won’t be wasting more time with this goat.” Avery smiled at her before slowly inching the leash off her hands, all while taking steps back towards the door.
“Just like every good artist, I have to practice somehow or my skills get rusty.” Teagan grinned, raising her brow. “Find me a rich, gullible guy that lives around here and you just might have a deal.”
“Sadly I’m kinda new here so I don’t have rich, gullible guys on my back pocket.”
“Which sucks, because I really want that ice cream. I’m sure there’s some random sap out there that you can use your skills on.”
“Don’t open that! It’s mine I promise. Just uh … “ Dan chuckled, “Just hand it here, please?”
“Uhh, no. I don’t think so.”
“I need some proof first.”
Teddy bit her lip, a little embarrased by the contents inside the package. “It’s.. 12 jars of nutella..” She put her hand on her forehead and chuckled, Teddy had a weird chocolate addiction. She didn’t like admitting it.
Avery’s eyes widened and she released a soft whistle of appreciation.
“Twelve jars. What would you need twelve jars for?” Shaking her head, she reached for the cutter on the table and opened the package slightly, allowing a peek inside. Teddy was telling the truth. The entire box was a bunch of nutella jars. “Wow.”
As she replied, the smile on his lips slipped off and he furrowed his eyebrows in confusion before he commented:·“No problem. Although I am a little concerned with what you just said. Do you lose packages often?” She spoke again and his mind immediately started racing as he tried to figure out from where she might know him. ·Was it from back home, New York or while he was a pilot? ·He wasn’t sure but he did know that he needed to change the subject. ·“I have been told I have one those faces but no, I am new to Town so I guess you haven’t yet… Anyway, could you do me a big favor and direct me to a cheap but good food place around here?”
Avery’s momentary look of confusion was replaced with a sheepish smile and a light chuckle. “Hey. I’m still kinda new here. And this bag is centuries old.” She shrugged. “It’s not like those packages never found their way home. It’s a small town.” After allowing another chuckle to escape her lips, Avery gave herself a moment to scan his face for any sign of familiarity. It was there, bubbling under the surface, but never quite reachable. She shook her head at herself. Surely, it wasn’t anything important.
"Now that you mention it, I have been hearing about this great diner in town. They’re supposed to have the best bacon slices this side of the country.” She shouldered her bag and eyed the last few packages in it. They were fairly small, and she was sure she’d still have time to have them delivered after a meal. “Come on. We should check it out.”
“But why would you bring a goat into the library? This isn’t back alley Alabama. We’re a small town yeah, but that doesn’t mean you start bringing a goat into the damn library. How did you even get a goat?”
“I was actually hoping no one would notice me casually dropping this goat over here.”
“Someone mailed him here but no one would claim the poor fella. And he started eating all of my paperwork at the office. Wouldn’t mind not having to deal with those, but I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t hear the end of it if I let him snack on them... So I brought him here. To eat... the books.”
“I would love to help but I have paint all over me just let me get changed real quick”
“Ah, no worries. Do you need help with that, though? I could offer a hand.”
“Oh. I– Thank you. Hey, you look kinda familiar, have we met?”
“No, I don’t think so. I’m pretty sure I’d remember if I met someone as pretty as you.”
Dianna shook her head with a tired sigh. “And here I thought, the most embarrassing thing that could possibly happen to someone on their wedding day, was being jilted at the altar. Well, I was proved wrong today.”
“Oh, yeah. Definitely heard some more embarrassing shit from the people I’ve met on the road. One of my favorites was of this bride who had this expensive as fuck gown made by this eco-freak designer. Beautiful. Thing was, it started pouring as soon as she stepped out of the limo.”
“Don’t think yours could beat that.”
“Wait, no! That’s mine! I have most definitely been waiting for that for weeks and I would really like it back.”
She shrugged but kept the package out of his reach.
“I’m sure you have, but my boss will kill me if I gave this to you and it turned out you were a nasty liar. Can you prove that this is actually yours?”
Nik clapped his hands together then rubbed them against one another as he grinned. “I do in fact have one with both. Come on in.” He took a step back as he motioned her inside.
Avery placed the clipboard back in her bag before peeking inside the boy’s home.
She hesitated at the doorstep, eyeing him with a playful glint in her eyes. “Just so we’re clear here... You’re not an axe murderer right? I didn’t deliver, like, your murder weapon just now, did I?”
Chloe gasped and spun around. “You scared me. Gosh, you really shouldn’t creep up on people like that.”
Avery raised her hands up in defense.
“Woah. Hey. Sorry. Just here to deliver this letter.”
After living in New York and traveling around the world, Gabriel found himself in this small town and in his opinion, it was not for the better. He had to give up his dream job and he was stuck in Town until further notice because of that unpleasant encounter but he knew that it was only a matter of time before the itch to keep moving surfaced. For the time being, he distracted himself with exploring the town and when his blue eyes noticed the person exiting one of the stores, his lips curled slightly. “Excuse me, I think you dropped this.” He said this with a shy smile on his lips and as he showed the object, he used his other hand to scratch the back of his head.
Avery turned at the voice and her eyes lit up in gratitude as she saw the package in the man’s hands. “Ah, yeah. Thanks. My boss would have killed me if I lost another package.” Nodding her thanks, she placed the package back inside the huge blue messenger bag she’d been given upon employment.
“Say...” she trailed off, eyeing him. “You look kinda familiar. Please don’t tell me I lost one of your packages.”
sammy-the-moose-hunter:
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thepottersandthepotternots:
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Rupert Grint | Lightning
OMG RON STOP IT WHEN DID YOU GET SUCH A GREAT VOICE UGH HOLD THE PHONE CALLING ED SHEERAN RIGHT NOW NO SERIOUSLY I DON’T HAVE ROOM FOR TWO SEXY GINGER SINGERS IN MY LIFE JK I DO THE MORE THE MERRIER
HOLY SHIT IT’S REAL….HOW THE HELL?!?!?!
http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/22/shocker-ron-weasley-can-sing-actor-rupert-grint-unveils-pop-track-lightning-4737233/ <— article about it O___O
HOLY SHIT
I”M ALMOST ANGRY I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS BEFORE
RON JUST ENDED ME
WHATTT
“Don’t worry, it’s unmarked! No one is gonna judge you.” Teddy’s friend Mary reassured her over the phone. “Okay okay good, I don’t see it though!” Teddy looked around for the package and saw it in someone’s hand. “Oh.. yeah that is mine.” Teddy awkwardly reached for it. “I’ll call you back, Mar.” She hung up, tucking her phone into her bag. “Hi, sorry you found this. I’m Teddy.” She smiled, blowing the hair out of her face.
Avery eyed the hand reaching for the package and moved it out of the other girl’s reach. “Wait. Hold up. Gotta make sure this is actually yours. Standard procedure.” She mentally shook her head at herself at the thought of the rules that had been drilled into her head when she got the job. She’d been ready to break them just moments ago.
“Okay, Teddy. Can you tell me what’s inside this? If we open it and find out you’re saying the truth, then it’s yours.”
