todays bird

shark vs the universe
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Show & Tell
Claire Keane

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
No title available
dirt enthusiast
sheepfilms
Misplaced Lens Cap
Today's Document
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

Origami Around

blake kathryn
AnasAbdin
Sade Olutola
noise dept.
Mike Driver

Kaledo Art

Love Begins

seen from T1

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Türkiye

seen from Türkiye

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from Malaysia
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Pakistan

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Brazil
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from Malaysia
@averysavi
Today in Herstory, Charli XCX walked into Willoughby Tucker’s Alabama trailer, grabbed a plate of nachos off the floor, and shoved in her pinky nail.
why did they waste ally’s actresses who look identical and then cast hillary swank as adult melissa im still mad
she’s so pretty when she cannibalizes sophie thatcher u will always be famous
do yall think jackie’s athlete foot fermented her toes and like pickled them in the meat shed cuz natalie was absolutely savoringggg that flavor
Bicep reveal maybe face later.
i’m craving good doctor who content so fucking bad so fuck it i’m streaming spare parts. is this how it felt in the 80s
i blessed the world with this edit and simply stopped making video edits
Cunt doesn’t die, it reinvents itself
do u guys think shauna got first dibs on jackie’s labia during dinner in s2?
Colloquial names for yellowjackets characters
Milf Shauna
Oshauna bin laden
Butch Van
Melissa Hat
Snackie
Transvis 🏳️⚧️
Wilderness Jesus
My Catholic sisterrrrrr
Gay Boy
oh she wanted her pussyyyyy ate
I was struck with an idea for a Yellowjackets LottieNat smut where the milf timeline version of Natalie is getting her wisdom teeth removed but Lottie secretly keeps them and forces Natalie to eat them and it’s homoerotic with Lottie off her meds and Lottie is like
“Open your mouth Natalie. I want you to eat it for me.”
and Natalie opens her mouth and then eats her own teeth like communion and then lottie is like “don’t you feel closer to it?” but natalie just wants lottie’s cookieeeee
Did i just come up with a new bible entry? 🤪🤪🤪
Would you guys still love me if I was an amoeba
youre so funny please dont go bald
don’t worry baby cancer never gonna get this sexy ass
You’re a Part of Me : A jackieshauna amoeba fic
Ever since their petrie dish had crashed to the ground of the Canadian wilderness… the yellowjackets amoebas had struggled to survive.
Shauna Cellman wasn’t the smartest amoeba. Hell, she didn’t even have a brain. But she knew that she wanted to absorb her best friend Jackie.
Ever since they first budded off of their parents, Jackie was special and Shauna was just any other single-celled organism. That didn’t make it any easier when Jackie died.
Shauna didn’t mean what she said. She didn’t mean all of the awful, hurtful things she screamed at Jackie in their final moments. She didn’t really believe Jackie was pathetic.
What happened was tragic. Jackie slipped through the lid of the petri dish into the unforgiving harsh conditions of the wilderness. She wasn’t able to survive for long as she had been far too reliant on the climate controlled environment of the Rutger’s science lab.
Her teammates could barely pull her lifeless cell back into the dish as Shauna screamed, begging for Jackie to move her cilia, to wake up. But it was too late. She had died.
Now 2 minutes later, the team of amoebas grew restless. They had been in the wilderness for almost an entire hour without a scientist giving them anything on which to feed.
Shauna was first to take opportunity as she approached jackie’s lifeless round form. Reaching out a cilia, shauna stroked jackie’s motionless plasma membrane. “She wants us to.”
The amoebas wiggled their way through the damp petrie dish toward jackie… but shauna advanced too quickly. She absorbed jackie entirely into her cell. Shauna felt jackie’s features being absorbed into her cell body, replenishing her.
Now twice the size, Shauna would be unstoppable compared to the rest of the yellowjackets. Now they’re in real danger.