The Shiny Object Collection

hi. i'm avery. I have the mentality of a crow so i collect shiny things. this is where i plan to hoard them. expect moderate to high cringe. some 18+ stuff so be warned

[averysmolkirbo]

Welcome to my insanity nest >:3

I'm Avery. Like a crow I hoard shiny things (cool posts n cool friends)!

This is where i keep them! look around, have some fun, touch everything if you want to.

~ Stuff about me ~

♀️ She/Her

🏳️‍🌈 Proud acespec lesbian

Proship/Yumeship

🎂 20 y/o

✏️📖 Fanfic Writer (writing sideblog: @averys-ghosties)

♾️🧠 AuDHD neurodivergent

My favorite stuffs!

Pokémon/Pokémon legends ZA

Kirby

Ace Attorney

Fanfic/AO3/Writing (visit my ao3!)

Birds 🐦🐦‍⬛🦜

Lizards n snakes n things🦎🐍

Cats🐈🐈‍⬛

Yapping (to my friends or anyone who will listen)

- Not super consistent with tagging but frequently use #unhinged posting for extra silly stuff

- Not strictly an 18+ blog, but expect the occassional 18+ topic (smut, suggestive, etc) and potentially, a lot of swearing, so view at your own discretion. i'm not a cop tho, i aint gonna stop you myself.

- asks (including anons) are open, ask me stuff, yap with me, whatever! just be nice plz

- spamlikers/rebloggers always welcome <3 i crave attention and validation lol

[averysmolkirbo]

merry birfth!!!! I hope you get all the Grisham you deserve <333

THANK YOU ANON <3 🎉

🎂

^ have a slice of cake :DD

[averysmolkirbo]

YAY YIPPEE IT IS MY BIRTHDAY TODAY :DDD

i'm finally no longer a teenager -w-

[pokemonblack3white3]

Urbain being fifth in the popularity poll while Taunie is 20th is going to be my villain origin story

[pokemonblack3white3]

Here. The entirety of the Rust Syndicate placed higher than her.

[pokemonblack3white3]

Paxton being a spot above Harmony even thought to get Urbain you have to play as Harmony.........

[averysmolkirbo]

WIPs are like cats i keep adopting them and being like "okay. just ONE more," and then it's never one more 😭

and now i have like 50 different cats and no idea what to with them but all theyre all too cute and they have potential and i so i cant get rid of any of them

do you see the problem here???

[thecharmingwraith]

I thought writing would feel like;

Turns out it’s herding cats. Half of them are on fire, and the other half are narrative choices I don’t remember making.

[averysmolkirbo]

honestly it's a little bit of both

[ladyignatius4]

On vacation.

Iced coffee ✓ Muffin ✓ Manuscript open ✓

I don't have a writing problem. I have a portable writing problem.

There's a difference.

[silly-dandelion]

They will probably beat you up🤷‍♀️

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[redstonedust]

characters who get the "i can fix him" urge not because theyre a saint who loves everyone inherently but because they think "if i can prove there's good in everyone, maybe i can start feeling like i'm worthy or being seen as good too."

[averysmolkirbo]

THE MORE THAT THE UNIVERSE PILES ON MY SUFFERING THE MORE I WILL PILE IT ON MY OCS

(said like i actually have more than one)

[luna-azzurra]

Hemingway stopped writing every day mid-sentence on purpose. So he always knew where he was going when he sat down the next morning. I thought this was torture. i tried it. it is torture. It is also the reason i no longer stare at a blank page for forty minutes wondering what comes next because the sentence is already half there, already pulling you forward, already open. The blank page is the hardest part. He just made sure he never had to face it. I am begrudgingly a convert.

[puddlebread]

My Homophobic dog masterpost

[averysmolkirbo]

whoever keeps deciding to put barn doors WITHOUT LOCKS on BATHROOMS should have ROCKS thrown at them i dont make the rules

for legal reasons this is A JOKE i am NOT going to throw rocks at people but god do i wish i could

[inmyskin2002-deactivated2025082]

being mutuals isn’t enough we need to eat breakfast in the garden together

[averysmolkirbo]

the way that my dad uses chatgpt

you know, the delusional hallucination machine designed to tell you you're right all the time

and is still in shock every single time it gets something wrong (90% of the time) needs to be studied

but instead of going to look for whatever he wants himself and using whatever parts of his brain haven't already liquified from being a third party thinker, he just decides to badger it into giving him not the right answer, but different wrong answers. so by the time he's done calling it an idiot and a few other. colorful words. he maybe has the right answer.

much easier than expending the brainpower to do it yourself in a quarter of the time

[promptcalender]

How to show loneliness in a character rather than tell it:

lots of internat monologue and even dialogue

social awkwardness

despite longing for connection, avoiding it because they are not used to it

or: seeking connection anywhere they can, even in the tiny interactions with employees and strangers

making their home a very comforting space since they spend so much time in it

not feeling invited to activities unless explicitly told they are, and even then doubting it

not even considering the possibility of talking to someone

feeling warmth in their chest after a good talk with someone, only for it to twist into dread and doubt later on

[Prompt Calender: June 13th, Loneliness Awareness Week]