Greetings, valued customer!
Welcome to our humble multi-dimensional eatery! We appear to have found ourselves in your reality once again and are excited to serve you! If your reality currently houses any beings or projects that remind you of our staff or restaurant, PLEASE DO NOT INFORM THEM.
To start, please check in at the host's podium. If you have trouble finding it, look for the pulsating mass at the center of the front lobby and check in. After waiting for your presence to be processed, you will be led to a table where one of our multiverse-class servers will engage with you. You may then order any of our delicious offerings inspired by the countless universes we have visited. Our highly trained chefs will cook/generate/secrete the ordered item(s) which will then be brought to you. You will then enjoy the item.
ASK or SUBMIT any question or comment you desire while you wait. We are here to serve.*
Please report any mistreatment, unsatisfactory service, uniform violations, or unexpected bleeding to the nearest staff member.
Please do not engage or make eye contact with the JANITOR.**
Audible braille version for your convenience:
*We do not assume responsibility for answers that may cause mental, emotional, physical, or existential distress. **We do not assume responsibility for mental, emotional, physical, or existential damage.
We hope you enjoy your stay at A Very Tall Restaurant!
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