( &; stealing kisses from your missus

i've got some damn bad intentions.

[elisabelstfu]

Fine fine fine. And yes! Fun and relaxation are in my vocabulary okay? So what are we gonna do first?

[avesjfc-blog]

“Good, good. See now it was a waste to bring to bring all those workout clothes. I was thinking maybe the spa?”

[ameliaperrot-blog]

“These are just the essentials. I have the rest of my stuff back at the house.”

[avesjfc-blog]

“Those are your essentials? I’m scared to ask exactly how much stuff you have back home. “ 

[avesjfc-blog]

wattssky:

These are essentials. I don’t understand how you have so little stuff. Are you, like, Amish?

It's not called Amish, it's called pratical. I mean, you're really not going to need all those clothes. All it does is just make a mess of the room, you know?

[elisabelstfu]

It’s not a bad thing to be prepared though! And I kinda do? I mean, gotta keep that figure up, sweets!

[avesjfc-blog]

                True, but three days won’t kill you. I promise. It;s time for fuuuuuun and relaxation. Is that in your vocabulary?

[elisabelstfu]

But it’s still three days we’re talking about, sweets!

[avesjfc-blog]

                     Three days without lulu lemons will not kill you! I mean, who even works out on vacay, babes?

[fkamia-blog]

19 years.

[avesjfc-blog]

Anyone ever told you you’re kind of a smartass?? Just curious, but like 90% sure you’ve been told. 

[avesjfc-blog]

                   Damn, you sure do come with a lot of baggage. I mean literally-- we’re only going to be here for like three days. 

[blueynocluey]

          The one fuckin’ thing I can’t do it balance.

[avesjfc-blog]

                Well, y’know they have these nifty little things called canes. Maybe you could invest in one?

[blueynocluey]

          Do you know how fuckin’ hard it is to be 4′11″? ‘Cause it’s fuckin hard. My drunken self was convinced that I would actually be taller if I stood up on a chair. Do you know what fuckin’ happens when you drunkenly stand on a chair?

[avesjfc-blog]

         Sounds like you fell on your ass. That’s actually pretty funny though-- really just hope you weren’t wearing heels. I mean, not trying to brag but I’ve got impeccable balance when I’m drunk as a skunk. 

[fkamia-blog]

Maybe instead of staring you should just take a damn picture

[fkamia-blog]

[avesjfc-blog]

I kind of too stricken to get my camera. How long have you had those?? 

[wydsavannah-blog]

My fucking dad just called me all the way from London just to tell me that the dog had puppies. Go to sleep, old man.

[avesjfc-blog]

But the birth of puppies is such a joyous occasion that need to be celebrated! 

[beatricehadid]

“Bagel boys, da da da da, bagel boys da da da da bagel boys. With cream cheese.” 

[beatricehadid]

[avesjfc-blog]

“Don’t you think it’s a little weird to sing about bagels?”