Slime Time

I'm Liz, and here comes the goo 27  tgirl lesbian, she/her I'm in love with Lucy (@stardustgyran)!!!!

[normal-horoscopes]

LISTEN I ONLY DO UNETHICAL MAGIC IF ITS REALLY FUNNY

[oidial]

'i've been letting myself go' because you're fatter? go where? the awesome factory?

[chongoblog]

Rhythm Heaven fans be like 🅰️

[spacehunter-m]

[hydrahowl]

you pet me

[hydrahowl]

you Pet me

[jively]

07/02/2026

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

fuuuuuck yes new insane tiktok conspiracy dropped saying that shutting off the CERN large hadron collider suddenly caused things to start happening like “days got longer” or “i slept better” it’s so dope

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

haha fuck yeah dude

[cyphir-spacerobot]

Victor Frankenstein after achieving the impossible and building a fucking person from scraps of the dead: Oh god, ew, ew it's ugly! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew! Ew! Yucky! Yucky! Gross! Ew!

[orcboxer]

I kill your grandad's foes

[lokaror]

They die incredible

[handsomeboymodelingschool]

You can't stop. You're addicted to the shindig.

#californicationfetish

[girlnumbers]

float like a butterfly (nervously forgets end of quote) green like a pea

[unclefather]

[astrobowie]

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

[schazardous]

wretched beast

[schazardous]

grisps em

[theweirdwideweb]

[elfstrogenized]

Art of a cute woman in a swimsuit but it's adorned with an american flag

[superdaisypowerhour]

"if i had a time machine i would go back in time and kill hitler"

I would put sea mines around medieval britain. i would give hannibal barca ww2 era heavy artillery and tell him not to stop till he starts seeing gauls. i would give boudica a fucking abrams. i would appear before jesus like an angel and tell him "you gotta stop. not cause theyll kill you, youre fine with that, surprisingly, but because your fanclub is gonna spend about 1500 years making everything worse for everyone, everywhere." I would take a glock back in time and shoot romulus, shoot remus, and shoot that damn dog too just to be safe. i would be on the side of christopher columbus' ship in a scuba suit planting c4 on that bitch like rainbow six siege. i would be waging a one woman campaign of terror across andalusia to prevent the reconquista. i would be getting way out in front of that shit is what im saying,