A Bit Much

Libra-Virgo Cusp // Ravenclaw (Plot Twist: Post-Hogwarts Slytherin??) // Sad Egg™ // ENFP (+bonus INTP tendencies ;) // ¿Brujería? ...meebee... // Team Shitfish (shaniac in streets, boogara in the sheets) // Part-Time Simmer // Linguistics Major

[avidbisexual]

hej pælz

/ɪf ju cæn ɹid θɪs aj dʒʊst wɑnt tu lɛt ju now jowɹ maj fejvrɪt kajnd əf pɹ̩sən/

[avidbisexual]

I just had to correct myself 😂 I couldn’t help it

/ɪf ju kɛn ɹid ðɪs aj d͡ʒʌst wɑnə lɛʔ ju now joɹ maj fe͡jvɹɪʔ ka͡jnd əv pɹ̩sn̩/

Apparently my IPA transcription skills have come a long way in two years

Stay in school kids! 😂

[avidbisexual]

**WHA WA WHA WH~**

Vinemojis

[avidbisexual]

Ha ha ha; I do that

Vinemojis

[avidbisexual]

~ADAM~

Vinemojis

[spokenworded-deactivated2025080]

Loving Vincent (2017) dir. Dorota Kobiela, Hugh Welchman

[avidbisexual]

HEY

you’re beautiful ;*

don’t forget the you of years ago that kept you alive so you could see this moment

take their gift

[avidbisexual]

Me vs. my depression

Depression: Don’t fold the laundry on your bed lmao or wash the laundry on your floor you miserable garbage bag

Me: *furiously writes “Do Laundry, You Fiend” on white board to try and motivate myself tomorrow*

Depression: lmfao boi it still says January on that calendar

Me: ...and who’s fault is that

[avidbisexual]

[avidbisexual]

Caption this

[avidbisexual]

No hay nadie como esta mujer 😍

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[avidbisexual]

Honey

https://open.spotify.com/track/1100d8egLXOoEZSBWAYLsB?si=TCdtSyk1RqqTMUyQXtZ6Ag

[avidbisexual]

PSA for people who need happys

This shit has brought me so much joy

[avidbisexual]

Smarxine

The Lakynn of 2083

[thegoodvybe]

if they miss you, they’ll call. if they want you, they’ll say it. if they care, they’ll show it. if not, they aren’t worth your time.

[avidbisexual]

I just found out this woman existed

Her name is Zinaida

She was a sagittarius born in 1884 

An expressionist and nouveau artist 

I kinda wanna smash?  Lol whooops sorry not to objectify you Zina but damn babe

That’s a self portrait up there (painted in 1909, she was 25)

Here’s some other bois

[avidbisexual]

Random Message Packet #1

For use on family, friends, coworkers, classmates, or acquaintances, for any reason from lack of attention on their part to you just enjoy a good fuck-around.

For easy preparation:

Empty packet into text box.

Microwave on HIGH for 60 to 75 seconds.

Stir and let stand for 2 minutes.

Press send.

“Gather the rest of the merchandise and bring the tomatoes we discussed to the drop point.  I trust you remember our agreed upon signal.”

“I found the fucking deodorant” followed by “Tell Vanessa this is NOT OVER”

“AARON” followed by “WHERE IS MY GODDAMN SCREWDRIVER AARON”

“If your mother calls me one more time I swear to God”

“Dude I think she’s following me 🥵”