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Does a cow have Buddha nature?

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"What do you think of this poem?" "It's okay." "Hah! It was written by an AI! That means y-" "If someone shits diamonds, I'd credit their diet, not their guts."

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Imagine inventing fish: "I made a new kind of puppy!" "What flavour is it?" "Ocean!"

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Dreamt it was my first day at uni. Ended up sitting next to a woman who concluded our conversation by lighting a cigarette (she didn't smoke) just to stub it out on my arm, then shoulder-threw me off of my chair.

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Hey, I’m just reaching out to people on Tumblr. You’ve probably heard of Jesus and God, but have you ever reached out to Jesus for problems in your life? Big or small. Not to make you uncomfortable, but did you know sin (in your life and other people’s lives) can really hurt you, it can make it feel like there is a void that is never satisfied. That void could be called a “God sized hole.” Sin sucks and not just in a cookie cutter way, but in a way that it feels like there is a decay within a person. That can be a lot to take in, but I hope it is good food for thought. I hope you’re having an awesome day!! 💕

My beliefs could probably be described as universalist so the concept of sin isn't really relevant.

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Was Frankenstein's Creation modern literature's first black-pill incel? In this essay I will

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felt cryptid, might get glimpsed by some drunk hikers at 2 am later

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they’re not wrong

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@bears-official

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correct but incomplete (and therefore wrong.) consider:

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blocked, reported, corrected, wronged 

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So are they or are they not bears bears? Correct me if I’m wrong, but this doesn’t seem correct…

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This meme is breaking reality.

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I made a post about whales like 10 years ago and I can remember the shape of what I said, but not what I actually wrote, and tumblr's facsimile of a search system is no help at all

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Remembered it: There's space inside a whale, but no whales in space. Conclusion: Whales are bigger than space.

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I made a post about whales like 10 years ago and I can remember the shape of what I said, but not what I actually wrote, and tumblr's facsimile of a search system is no help at all

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My love for you is like this bug I found: I don't really know what it actually is, I feel self-conscious showing it to you, it's kinda gross, I'm not sure why it hasn't flown away, and I think I'd prefer if it did.

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Me, trying desperately to translate my stand-up routine after somehow having ended up performing in front of a crowd of higher-dimensional being: "So, uh. This, um. Entity, ambulates into a public house. And then, they, uh, let out an expression pain and surprise." "..." "Heh, yeah. Um, then a, uh, domesticated quadruped enters. And the, uh, patron of the establishment inquires, um, about the reason behind the noticeable protrusion of its primary sensory appendage. And it explains that it had that quality from the first moment of its creation." "..." "Uh. So. Beings whose Fourier transformation resolves to an even cardinality excrete their binding dimensional-resins like this 'Eh. Eh. Eh.', but beings whose Fourier transformation resolves to an odd-" *I am disassembled into my constituent quarks, and their pattern is archived. My performance is awarded two stars. Now orbiting a trinary-system, Earth's atmosphere is boiled away.*

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Stereotypical teen voice: "Wow. Another boring Tuesday. It sure is a shame I don't have something more interesting to do than study and floss." *Takes out phone.* I'm going to play a violent video game! Beep boop beep boop. Well gee willickers! The end-credits mega-punched all my hitpoints and game-overed all of my pacmans! This makes me want to do violence in the real world! And also shoplift an illegal drug! And then encourage my friends to smoke it, whilst disrespecting the elderly!

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Shout-out to that time when I mentioned I was a republican and there was a brief moment of awkward silence before someone clarified to the Americans at the table that I meant that I opposed monarchy and advocated for being a republic.

Y'know, the thing that the word "republican" means in basically every country on the planet except one.

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Gotta love the different facets of my arachnophobia.

Cellar spider in the corner of the ceiling? Thin ice, but technically permissible.

Cellar spider descending from the ceiling on a strand of web? I will scream.

Wolf spider in motion? I will set this building on fire and stand in the blaze such that I can drag you back to hell where you belong.

Wolf spider sitting still? *Silently gets up, fetches a glass and piece of paper, acquires one (1) spider, tosses it out the window, resumes business as normal*