MexMike

😶 try'in at life like any other 😶

[kookhope]

jungkook really loves holding hobi’s hand 🥺

[teenscoolest]

[titanic-agreement]

[striders]

(over the intercom) could we get a vibe check at the front register please

[catchymemes]

[avila-mike22]

Seems like they sell revenge

when ppl try to start shit on your blog

[ace-artemis-fanartist]

Idk what it is about October, but it has me nostalgic for old books and ships. I miss Solangelo, and will never get over that their ship name means “sun angel”. Riordan you nerd.

[neinkub]

Noel C.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

So i went on a date to a haunted house and made friends with the girls behind us. As we’re going through, one of them is holding my hand and a guy leaps out and separates us. I panic as my date is pulling me along, I reach back for her and grab her hand in a group of three other performers and start getting out if there. After a bit I look back to check on her and I discover I’m holding the hand of a six foot tall zombie creature and not a 5'2" girl.

Cue the most terrifying realization of my life.

I had basically kidnapped this performer from his section and abandoned the girl and her friend behind us.

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Yes, I screamed. My date thought it was Hilarious.

Yes, we found the girls. Turns out when I grabbed the performers hand, he grabbed theirs so our group wouldn’t be separated. So there was just this zombie in the middle of our group line for like fifty feet

[kyuubinu-deactivated20190226]

This is like a Scooby Doo bit I love it

[craptacularlesbian]

I’m not mad.

[avila-mike22]

I read that as please hold to unlock and I awwed for the pupper

[cheruib]

breaking news: ur actually gonna make it through and everything will turn out just fine

[avila-mike22]

Inside I wanted to make some sarcastic piece of shit joke that I heard that yesterday, but I really needed it and shut my pessimistic ass up

[foreverfandom50-50]

[funnyshitaight]

[avila-mike22]

Honestly my pep talks

[browsedankmemes]

[lubricates]

Wtff

[avila-mike22]

What, did they just roll to the back or did she just continue to buy more and layer them on?

[jung-koook]

anything for his rapmon hyung // for anon ♡

[avila-mike22]

So cuute

[tamamita]

[snoodle-soup-deactivated2024081]

[pixelated-perfectionist]

i want to murder everyone involved with this

[pewdiepieburglar]

Come get at me you pink faced crayon feeder bitch

[wingwaver]

I’ve had this stuck in my head for months

[avila-mike22]

This is why the twins never come how with you XD

[cagaderamental]

[megheadmed]

You need.. you need to unmute…

[cobaltdays-deactivated20210208]

I’ve waited too long to find this gem again!

[colombian-jacob-49]

This is perfection 😂