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Random stuff from a pissed off cook

[wide-awaaaaake]

Alternatives to Tumblr if Yahoo goes any further

Soup.io - well-known alternative to Tumblr. Reblogging, post types, themes, collab blogs, dashboard, artsy, great community already there. Soup can auto-import everything you’ve posted on Tumblr.

TypePad - Includes reblogging. Dashboard and post types similar to Tumblr.

Jux - Artful posts, beautiful blogging experience

[bollymusings]

Reblogging cause one day it just may be neccessary.

[arubbishmedic]

It became necessary

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WordPress will also import Tumblr blogs.

[tetsarou]

Some other options guys if nothing gets better

[15-dollars-and-a-dream]

Hey Remember Horde Magic?

[MTGS Link]

Back in 2011, a guy named Peter Knudson posted a custom format he been working on. The idea was to make a coop mtg experience, where there was an automated npc opponent, for the 2-4 headed giant player team. This was back before the M15 Garruk the Slayer and the Theros Hydra. 

The rules were pretty straight forward. At the start of the Hordes turn it reveals cards from the top of its library till it hits a nontoken. Then the tokens are cast, then the non token is cast. All creatures the horde controls have haste and ‘must attack each turn if able’. The horde has infinite mana, and must assign targets randomly. The horde has no life, but instead mills cards from the top of its deck for each point of damage. The survivors win if the horde has no cards in play, hand, or library. 

The specifics of the horde can be adjusted to scale difficulty easily. You can change the number of turns the players have before the hordes first turn, or change the starting life total for the players. or most easily, reducing the number of tokens for each non token. 

Deck construction. The ‘average’ horde list is 100 cards, with 60~ tokens and 40 non tokens. However many lists are much larger. My own personal horde is 500 cards.

One important thing to remember with horde, is that it doesn’t have to be zombie themed. I personally hope one day to build a sliver horde (but with the good art instead of the ‘just a guy’ art). To demonstrate this, I’ve included two lists under $30, one fairly standard zombie list, and a more challenging elemental list. But you could build anything! I remember seeing a guy who built an ooze list, where each tokens p/t was equal to the number of oozes in play, and then all the spells were things like Armageddon and Emrakul.

Keep reading

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New Ravnica Headcanon

All guild fights on Ravnica begin with groups of dancers aggressively snapping at each other, like in Broadway musicals.

(Thanks to @actualborossoldier for inspiring the idea.)

[spuriusbrocoli]

Azorius:

Rakdos:

[gelectromancer]

Izzet:

[kas-fen]

Orzhov:

[i-am-the-mantis-it-is-me]

Simic:

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Golgari:

[maris-solstice]

Boros: 

[gelectromancer]

This post just keeps getting better.

[chelsea-beleren-vess]

I can’t find a good GIF for the Dimir XD

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Dimir:

(Found one for you @chelsea-beleren-vess)

[brother-miles]

Gruul:

[flavoracle]

Selesnya: 

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What’s this? (Source)

*reads flavor text*

HEADCANON CONFIRMED

[wizardsmagic]

We’re gonna talk to Doug and double-confirm this, but prettttyyyyy sure it’s confirmed. 

[bebx]

Thor is a fucking Disney princess!!! (Credit to hero.diary on instagram)

[talenlee]

No Magic Colour Is Transphobic

Colours [x] Guilds I [x] Guilds II [x] Clans [x] Shards [x] Edit: Hi everyone! This now has links to all the alternate takes so far!

[b00rad]

BEGONE, DEMON DOG

[pineapplechunk]

Kitty keith saberhagen

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[awhiffofcavendish]

“EMPLOYEE 197, CUBICLE 4, CARTER J., YOU HAVE BEEN IDLE AT YOUR WORKATATION FOR 37.5 SECONDS” *shunk* “PLEASE RESUME PRODUCTIVITY”

[kenfucky]

is this amazon

[writing-prompt-s]

You’re a mystic who runs a shop full of mysterious artifacts and potions and you’re sick of uninformed middle-aged suburban moms asking for energy crystals and herbal weight-loss mixtures while throwing around made-up terms.

[feynites]

When a middle-aged woman rolled into my shop and told me she was looking for ichor, I didn’t think much of it at first.

You get all kinds in a shop like mine, and doubly so when you put up the right signs on your door. The signs that let certain kinds of people know they’re welcome, not just the collectors or the curious or the new age mystics, looking for this root or that crystal or wanting to gawk at a jar of old bones, but the less innocuous individuals as well.  The kind who mean business when they come looking for their… less run-of-the-mill specialities.

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[batrachois]

Signature

a small and messy post-fma:b comic based on @phantomrose96‘s short fic Signature

[taylortut]

@langsty-mc-langstface catch me cryin’

[insomniac-arrest]

I watched Aggretsuko, it’s good 👌

[antipathiczora]

What your favorite Commander colors say about you:

Mono-White: You haven’t had friends since 1999.

Mono-Blue: You play the min-maxed wizard in your Dungeons and Dragons group.

Mono-Black: You’re probably into BDSM or something.

Mono-Red: You listen to Eurobeat while you play Mario Kart.

Mono-Green: You’re an animal rights activist. You have definitely thought about fucking a tree.

Azorius: You haven’t had friends since 1999 and also you regularly get shoved into lockers.

Dimir: You’ve carefully built and maintained the extensive profile of an edgy Sonic the Hedgehog OC without telling anyone.

Izzet: Your taste in music consists of nothing but songs from the 1980′s and experimental theremin tracks.

Simic: Your favorite movie is The Shape of Water and everyone knows why.

Boros: You were one of the people who signed that petition to put the Robocop statue in Detroit.

Orzhov: You are very good at pretending to be rich on Tinder in order to get laid.

Selesnya: You own twenty Rasta hats and can tell the difference between each one at a glance alone. You have attended Burning Man every year since the 60′s.

Golgari: You regularly cook and eat roadkill.

Gruul: Your first fandom was Shrek.

Rakdos: hurt me daddy

Naya: You are obsessed with The Land Before Time.

Bant: Every inch of your living space has been power washed repeatedly and plated with three layers of chrome.

Esper: It is your goal in life to build the ultimate sex robot.

Grixis: You’re a dentist.

Jund: You’re a regular customer of Bad Dragon or equivalent.

Mardu: You have a framed pin-up poster of Genghis Khan hanging on your wall.

Jeskai: You like to astral project regularly.

Sultai: You call snakes ‘danger noodles’ whether they’re venomous or not.

Abzan: You have some kind of fetish for shrinking/growing. Mostly growing.

Temur: But everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked…

Witch-Maw: You’re the asshole at the table who plays Atraxa.

Ink-Treader: You bless the rains down in Africa.

Dune-Brood: You hate sand. It’s all grainy, and it gets everywhere.

Glint-Eye: You ship the partner commanders together.

Yore-Tiller: You’ve written hot, steaming Tezerret/Ral Zarek fanfiction.

Five-Color: You don’t exist.

[dilemmaart]

its my best boiiii

Art © @dilemmaart @dilemmaverse

Monster Hunter © Capcom

[b00rad]

Capcom is aiming for the Call of Duty Audience 

[cartiercocaine-blog]

wнαт тнe ғυcĸ ιѕ тнιѕ?

[jaxblade]

Beautiful madness

[spliopy]

Haha.

[surfacage]

some guy: instinct just memes around uselessly, i hardly see any of their gyms

me: holds ur face gently listen to me you little shit

[writing-prompt-s]

In order to get a shot at going to Valhalla, you must die with a weapon in your hands. You just died and are now sitting in front of Odin’s advisory board as they discuss whether a spatula actually counts.