Surprise bitch!

My name is Chiara (pronounced Kiara) I'm 24, I live in Milan, Italy and I would love to be your friend! instagram: avocado.aficionado93

[sansgod]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[africanaquarian]

me, “lost” in the woods during a full moon waiting for a werewolf to scoop me up

[reximusprime]

[gay-tm]

Dick appointment: you want to meet around 10pm?

Me: wow…that’s like my bedtime

[purple-beard]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

all those terms for when you dont really like something but someone else does and you respect that… youve heard of “not my cup of tea” and “whatever floats your boat” and now its time for this phrase to shine

[skarchomp]

lars all due respect but no the fuck it isn’t

[cheaphalloweencostume]

sounds like this one just isnt your fav hentai of pennywise and that’s okay

[avocado-aficionado93]

A chaste icon returns

[audidas-deactivated20150821]

white person: r u Indian Me: ya r u white White: for u to call me white… In my own house. For you to come into my house and cal me white Me: this isn’t even ur hou- White: for you to disrespect me like this and called me white when I’m 12.5% Portuguese

[cuttlefishen]

me when i take my bra off at the end of the day:

[whitepeopletwitter]

She’s not wrong though

[wholesome-friend-memes]

[mewmii-deactivated20160821]

[miiriya]

[sa2ha]

mood

[mitski-miyawakis]

[that-twink-over-there]

Reblog if you’re a little internet friend who finds this funny

[squirtle-daddy-deactivated20250]

[laurierrose]

mud covered female who lives in a ravine, seeking same

must love moss. indicate your interest by placing a heart-shaped arrangement of snails in the burrow i dug. if we’re meant to be you’ll know how to find it

[undo-my-scars]

[moxis]

job interview: we need HAPPY, MOTIVATED people!!

my depressed ass:

[miiriya]

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

The male cheetah

Female cheetah