memes dreams n other things

Sarah. Your dog's real best friend.

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[princecroutons]

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

[princecroutons]

my name is croutons and this is my story

[wetchickenbreast]

my coffin shaped locket is the perfect size to fit one singular ibuprofen

[wetchickenbreast]

this is surprisingly useful actually

[arcaneavarice]

stop wasting space and add another

[wetchickenbreast]

tres ibuprofenitos

[cipheramnesia]

¿En este economía?

[anais-ninja-bitch]

girl, ESPECIALLY en este economía

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[writeswrongs]

They followed evacuation orders. An Israeli airstrike killed them the next day. — CNN

When Palestinians in north Gaza heeded the warnings issued in the Israeli military's phone calls, text messages, and fliers advising them to

The IDF rounds up Gazans and deliberately bombs them where civilians were told to “evacuate to.” Israel has created an extermination camp.

[chrisdornerfanclub]

Concentrating a people into an enclosed prison they can’t escape so you can drop bombs on them is explicitly genocide.

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[rcedge]

i usually would never reblog a post and add commentary not in the tags but i feel like i have to share that in my middle school dare program they also did this and i wanted to know why police officers liked donuts but in my child mind i assumed that there were tons of people submitting questions so at lunch a couple of my friends and i all wrote "WHY DO POLICE OFFICERS LIKE DONUTS" over and over again and i probably submitted close to like 20 over the course of the week. when the cop came back he was like "we got some interesting questions this week, like, why do police officers like donuts, why do police officers like donuts, why do police officers like donuts, and why do police officers like donuts" and so on

[pervocracy]

How to hack any hospital computer

-Use the password taped to the monitor

How to hack any hospital computer (L337 version for advanced security systems)

-Use the password taped to the back of the monitor

[dysgraphicprogrammer]

As a computer guy: This is what happens when you have too much security. It reaches a tipping point and then suddenly you have none. Security at the cost of convenience comes at the cost of security.  

[pervocracy]

This is true of so many things in healthcare.  Example: our software is designed to automatically alert the doctor if a patient’s vital signs are critically out of range.  If someone has a blood pressure of 200/130, the doc gets a pop-up box that they have to acknowledge before doing anything else.  It makes sense, in our setting.

But then some mega-genius upstairs realized something: the system was only alerting for critical vital signs, but not for all vital signs that could possibly be bad.  Like, yeah, 200/130 is potentially life-threatening, but 130/90 is above ideal and can have negative effects on health.  Should the doctors be allowed to just ignore something that could negatively affect a patient’s health?  Heavens no!

So now the system generates a pop-up for any vital signs that are even slightly abnormal.  A pressure of 120/80 (once considered textbook normal, now considered slightly high) will create the pop-up.  We have increased our vigilance!

Well, no, what we’ve actually done is train doctors to click through a constant bombardment of pop-ups without looking.  We’ve destroyed their vigilance and made it much easier for them to accidentally skim past life-threatening vital signs.

But you can’t tell that to management, because you’d have to confess that you are a flawed human with limited attention resources.  They’d tell you “well, all the other doctors take every abnormal vital sign seriously, it sounds like you’re being negligent.”  And if you’re smart, you back down before you start telling the big boss all about your habit of ignoring critical safety alerts.

The end result is exactly the same as if we had no alerts at all, except with more annoying clicking.

[softlyfiercely]

this here is an absolutely fascinating overview of how and why this happens

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it has to be considered a duty by anyone that deems themself a decent person to make sure israels public image in the world never ever recovers from this at least in the public eye and mind. and i mean no matter how badly they try to do so in the coming days and weeks and months no matter what. using that flag should be akin to promoting genocide from this point on because that is exactly what that flag has stood for since the start its just that now its a little more obvious to a lot more people

[pxlestine]

[heritageposts]

western journalist *and* the president of the united states

and then later, as reported by WaPo

[tastefullyoffensive]

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[noahsey]

unironically her most powerful tweet

[cryptotheism]

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.