Cat+Avocado=Happiness

A green mushy quadruped with hopes and dreams.

[flipchild]

The court jester's curt gesture

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[shelbybunny]

teaching a baby to talk via morshu youtube poops in an attempt to create a “morshu accent”

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[agpsoundsystem]

[weepylucifer]

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

[thepleasuregoblin]

Me and my friends would have killed Grima Wormtongue with hammers I can tell you that much

[thepleasuregoblin]

me and the other guards walking into the throne room and seeing that greasy fuck whispering in the king's ear

[cookiepaste]

my pikmin bloom postcard looks a little different today…

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[dogfluid-deactivated20181205]

[doompop-3d]

[aallieme-deactivated20191030]

“Yo Uncle Phil check out my stand [ARABIAN NIGHTS]”

[sokumotanaka]

[jojo-heritage-posts]

jojo heritage post

[medievaljournalist]

shaman visits shrine without proper offerings: air spirit enters berserk state, shaman is killed by gale winds

shaman visits shrine with proper offerings: auspicious wind reveals cache of gold coins buried under layer of dust

now do you understand how important this shit is?

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[qqchurch]

[kaasiand]

rudy is in the hospital because asgore fucked him too hard last time

[sturner-artblog]

Tenner

[murraysiskind-deactivated202511]

Me: Tom Cruise I picked up more plain steamed fish for you to eat for every meal because of your pathologies

Tom Cruise: thank you so much. By the way I feel that we have been through enough together - you doing a Misery on me and breaking both my legs, etc - that you can just call me Tom

Me: Thank you for saying that Tom Cruise