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I think I'm back? I'm Spleens, nice to meet ya! Washington | Weirdo | Potential Squid| In 30s| 18+

[whirlibirdy]

all pedophiles should die and theres literally no downside to them all dropping dead

[garden-gnomie]

[iamwizzzzz]

[kiwipeel]

this shit sucks. wish bulbasaur was real . 

[drpooper]

[myatomiccollectiondreamlan-blog1]

[sacrifawn]

imagine hatin on me n im in ma room like dis :

[whizpurr]

[dollypudding]

[annepenguin]

[dexrall]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[thatsbelievable]

[avoidedhovel]

Eva is just staring at me, like "Human, you're up so you need to be playing with me." And her little fluffy face is right, but work is working. Her little murrs are cute and I'm glad she's feeling better.

[avoidedhovel]

Since I'm now going into the office once a month, I'm probably going to be miserable because I never leave home.

Cats will be happy though. And at least I have an espresso machine.

[avoidedhovel]

Am I actually back on Tumblr after so many years? They took down the photo of when I got my nipples pierced, did that nude anon ever see it? Now I get to relearn Tumblr...

[avoidedhovel]

Hah. Appealed the nipple piercing photo, so that's back up.

[porcelainhex]