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@avrcraa
➥ .⋆° 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 ⁎
liam: like this: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
liam: can't confirm nor deny that statement. i'm a taken man, miss banks! it's been in the tabloids so it MUST be true!
aurora: hm sounds not stressful
aurora: oh my god, who's the lucky lady?! please tell her i hope she treats you well. damn, ig i missed my shot...
➥ .⋆° 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 ⁎
liam: i'm not sure, i haven't checked my email yet
liam: if you're making that up tho does that mean you /want/ to go on a date with me? 😏
liam: miss banks, how forward of you
aurora: first of all, how do you survive without checking your email every time it alerts you. please share
aurora: second of all, in your dreams, mr summers 😘
➥ .⋆° 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 ⁎
aurora: are we supposed to have a date this weekend or am i making that up
hello this is my psa to say i’m sorry for my shitty activity, had a Weekend and it’s already been a week and it’s only tuesday asjdfgl but i’m tryna work through replies tn !! & like this for a closed starter (from either watson or aurora bc i’m too lazy to make two starter calls - feel free to specify) bc i’m utter trash
alanncs:
she looks over when aurora joins her on the couch , lips forming into a pout when the other girl removed the plastic baggie from her fingers , her hands now being filled with the glass of water . alanna takes a few small sips from it before placing it on the coffee table in front of them . “ i’m sorry , ” she turns to face the other , a soft pout forming on her face . “ for being a mess , & that you had to come get me . you don’t have to take care of me , ” the blonde slurs softly , even though the last thing she wanted was for aurora to leave her here alone.
aurora’s eyes followed the glass, almost as if she were encouraging the blonde to have more water silently. though the few sips didn’t seem nearly enough, she knew continuing to bother her about it wouldn’t do the job just yet. her eyebrows furrowed together as alanna apologized, initially confused, but her expression immediately softened at the girl’s words. “you’re not a mess. we’ve all been there,” aurora said quietly, wrapping an arm around alanna to pull her close. “and you have nothing to be sorry for. i would come to get you no matter what, and i’m not leaving you like this.” she pulled back to lock eyes with the blonde, a hand cupping her face gently. “i want to take care of you. is that okay?”
elixavs:
“ you & liam ? “ the blonde repeated , brow already risen in a rather suspicious way as she studied the other , for a moment actually thinking she might’ve blown this whole thing out of proportion & that it was just another rumor the magazine wanted to sell . but , the second she saw that smile spreading over her friend’s features , she knew she was deadly mistaken . with a weird feeling revolving at the pit of her stomach , elissa found herself momentarily shaken by the response . “ one thing … led to another ? “ she repeated , finding it incredibly hard to disguise her feelings on the matter . after all , she was usually an open book & any form of lying took a great deal of preparation from her to be able to mask it properly without getting detected . sucking in her lips , elissa felt like time froze for a brief moment as she continued staring aimlessly at her friend , before aurora’s own question arose on the matter . “ friends ? oh - yeah , we’re friends , we’re great friends , “ she replied , the words somehow tasting vinegary on her lips , which explained why she’d gotten a sudden urge to wash them down with the rest of her drink . she needed to chill ; she demanded herself to be chill . yet , the next question the other asked made her burst into small laughter , unintentionally , considering she found it incredibly ironic aurora was asking her out of someone , anyone else . “ i mean …. well , he’s great . like …. you really picked a winner , “ why did she suddenly sound sarcastic ? what the hell was wrong with her ? she needed to chill . badly . “ no , seriously , he’s like …. a really great guy . i mean it , you’re lucky so …. congrats , “ she continued right after she cleared her throat , finishing the rest of her drink & already raising a hand to get the bartender’s attention for a new one .
“you know how it is. you meet a guy, you start talking and next thing you know, you can’t stop thinking about him,” aurora said with a bashful smile and bat of her eyes. to be quite honest, she wasn’t sure how she was supposed to act. the last time she had actually fallen in love had been years ago. and the last time she had remotely started to let her walls fall to let someone in, they’d made sure she built those barricades even taller and stronger than before. the whole lovey dovey concept was foreign to the girl, but she hoped her supposed timeline was believable enough for the current conversation. if she had waved off any harshness in elissa’s tone at the start as just herself mishearing the blonde, there was no denying the chilling edge to her voice now. despite having thrown back her fair share of vodka-infused drinks at this point, aurora was pretty sure she wasn’t imagining the turn this exchange seemed to be taking -- much to her absolute confused state. a single groomed eyebrow raised at elissa’s raving review of the man. at this point, aurora wasn’t exactly great friends with him, but she’d had to spend some time with him and they’d been getting along just fine so far. nothing had come up as a red flag as a reason to think he was that kind of guy that would get such a backhanded review from someone who had just called herself one of his great friends. “thanks?” aurora tried to say, but couldn’t stop the one syllable from coming out as a question. it seemed to be the only appropriate response after the other’s words. “okay, what are you not telling me?” she asked, putting her drink down and facing her even clearer.
liamfm:
‘ we’re talking about a catalogue of pictures solely of you … is there really a wrong answer ? ’ liam pointed out slightly amused , thinking about it he’d figure picking any picture of her would be a win , then again , he had a meme as an icon in his instagram so he wasn’t any authority of social media . but surely enough aurora spoke again and confirmed his own thoughts . liam was very much a ‘ i’ll cross that bridge once i get to it ‘ kinda guy , unless it was about his job , he had no problem winging it and seeing how things went , so it was no wonder that he was only know realizing valentine’s day was pretty much around the corner , and the reality of it was that if they didn’t take a more proactive role on the charade they’d be left to be portrayed by people who quite frankly only really cared about themselves first . ‘ what if we negotiate it ? ’ he wondered , a little more serious than he had acted all night , but still careful to stay close to the girl , maybe even more now considering the topic at hand . ‘ we exchange the sappy caption for a picture we actually took ourselves , you know … not a random selfie our teams are probably just gonna share with a ridiculous caption neither of us read . ’ he started , knowing that at least he hadn’t even been asked about aurora’s picture before he was ordered to put it in his stories . ‘ fake or not it’s supposed to be pretty new , i don’t know about you but i don’t wanna look like the guy who’d be asking you to move in next week . ’ liam chuckled lowly , ‘ i don’t know , maybe you could stop by my place , get seen getting in , we could set up a dinner , take pictures of it , post them with a cryptic caption or a fucking emoji i don’t know , and we don’t look like clowns . ’ he suggested , rolling his eyes slightly amused at her twisting around his words . ‘ you know i didn’t mean that . ’ he chuckled , ‘ but i’ll keep that in mind . ’
“you know what, i like you already,” aurora’s hearty laugh rang out, joining the volume that the buzz of conversation in the bar created around them. it’s not like she needed compliments to help her confidence -- but they certainly didn’t hurt. plus, when she was now making a career out of being photographed, she hoped she was able to take some decent photos and that her professional accomplishments thus far hadn’t actually all been a facade. at the change in his tone and question, aurora arched a curious eyebrow as she sipped her drink. he’d definitely caught her attention and piqued her interest with whatever he was going to propose next for their relationship. “what do you have in mind?” she asked, honestly not having even considered fighting back her team on anything yet. she’d just been taking it as she went, receiving emails with instructions and showing up where she was told to in order to sell this to the magazines and public. she leaned in closer to hear him over the noise, partly so they wouldn’t have to speak loudly about something that could potentially foil their plans to begin with and partly because it was instinctive for her to get closer to the person she was conversing with. she lifted her eyes up towards him, studying his features intently as he spoke. it was bizarre to have to pretend to be in love with someone she couldn’t tell you the first thing about that the public didn’t already know, and with their close proximity, it almost felt like she was actually seeing him for the first time. “you’re not wrong about that,” she laughed quietly, not wanting to draw any more attention to their conversation than the eyes that were probably already glancing in their direction. “you know, that’s not a bad idea.” the surprise didn’t go unnoticed in her voice as she processed his plan. “we don’t have to go overboard on some cheesy shit, and let’s be real, that’ll probably give them more of an intimate story than some ridiculous caption.” needing a sense of levity, aurora scrunched her nose slightly as she teased, “but then that means we actually have to spend some one-on-one time together, unless you have some secret back exit where no one will see me leave.” with the banter they had already exchanged, she had a feeling that they would actually be good friends and wasn’t worried about the alone time -- though that didn’t mean she wasn’t going to poke fun. “uh huh, sure,” she narrowed her eyes lightheartedly, “i don’t back down from a supposed challenge.”
— ˝ (𝟏) 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐧𝐚𝐩 : 𝒂𝒖𝒓𝒐𝒓𝒂 💎
priscillvs:
𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂 : honestly ? 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂 : 11/10 , would wife u in less than a second tbh 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂 : or even faster than that if possible 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒄𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒂 : bc u gave us an entree , a main course AND a desert !
aurora: ok how much do i have to pay to have you follow me around all day ??? aurora: bc you are doing WONDERS for my self confidence boo aurora: wife me up, i’d be honored <3333
* ✰. 𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 𝕥𝕠 𝔸𝕦𝕣𝕠𝕣𝕒 🧚🏿♀️
lizzie: you can always count me in for shopping !
lizzie: and you can come with me ! 😉
lizzie: i'll let you pick 2 party outfits
lizzie: at least one that i promise to wear once
aurora: babe, i'm DEFINITELY going with you
aurora: nuh uh, i'm not letting you pick up any more church clothes
aurora: and that's that :)
➥ .⋆° 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 ⁎
devin: shit happens, you do you.
devin: i'd prefer if you didn't. it's not something i need to have updates on, it's his life, it's none of my business. you and i are good, that's all that matters and all i need to know.
devin: it's my treat! besides, gives us an excuse to hang out when i get back
aurora: i can do that
aurora: i was only offering so you weren't caught off guard by anything, but i don't ever have to talk about it again. thanks babe, love you, that's a huge relief
aurora: you know i would hang out with you even without laduree macarons! no bribing necessary
# nailing your impromptu fake dating story be like
@avrcraa
elixavs:
。✩ 𝒻𝑒𝒶𝓉. @avrcraa
it was supposed to be a casual outing with a couple of friends & while elissa was usually one of the people who was never in a dull mood , especially surrounded by friends , everyone could’ve noticed the shift that night . twirling a straw of her martini , her eyes were glued on her glass instead of participating in the conversation the others were having , right up until she was practically left alone with aurora . well , technically , there was another girl present but she was sitting across the table , and given the somewhat loud music there was nobody else to talk to but …. aurora . elissa herself wasn’t entirely sure why she suddenly felt a grand amount of resentment towards a femme who was usually her friend , but ever since that article came out about her & liam , she simply couldn’t of help but to feel somewhat …. she wasn’t even sure . jealous ? she couldn’t of possibly been . after all , her & liam were also friends , with secret benefits , after she broke up with her on-again-off-again boyfriend , but there were never feelings involved . but still , she still couldn’t of shaken a feeling of wanting to pour that same martini she was toying with for the past ten minutes on top of aurora’s head . clearing her throat , the blonde finally looked over and offered the woman a quick smile , taking a sip of the said drink out of precaution before she no longer could’ve stopped herself . “ so , you & liam , huh ? “ the question was meant to come out casual , although everyone who truly knew her could’ve detected there was nothing casual present in her tone . “ how did that happen ? “
if aurora had felt any animosity from elissa all night, she didn’t show its effects as she enjoyed her girls night out with vodka cranberry after vodka cranberry. as two of the girls she’d been in conversation with excused themselves to go to the bathroom, she was about to turn her attention to her phone to catch up on any missed notifications when she heard the blonde’s voice. “what?” aurora asked cluelessly, momentarily forgetting about her supposed ‘relationship.’ it took a moment for the puzzle pieces to fall into place in her head, the gears turning a little slower under the influence of alcohol. “oh, right,” she quickly said, plastering on a smile reminiscent of someone newly in love and hoping her initial questioning would come off as simply her inability to hear clearly over the loud music and buzzing conversations in the bar. her eyes studied her friend, trying to get a read on her. they normally were able to talk more openly about things (read: daddy issues) that they normally couldn’t speak to others about. she’d always thought of elissa as a good friend, as someone she could turn to, but there was an edge to her voice that made aurora think something was wrong. “we just.. met through some friends and i guess, one thing led to another,” she lied through her teeth, making a mental note to figure out a better story with liam for these scenarios. “you’re friends with him, right?” she asked, turning to face elissa more as she dove into really selling the relationship simply because she was contractually obligated to not tell a soul the truth -- and she’d already bent that rule. like a girl who would be eager to find out more about a new boyfriend through a mutual friend, she inquired, “so, what’s the real deal? what am i getting myself into?”
hqdonna:
𝐬𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐡𝐚𝐤𝐞 her head at the other’s query , “ no . i still feel the same ‘bout everything i said . wesley’s a dumbass . ” a loose shrug rolls off her shoulders with her response . everything she told aurora over snapchat would eventually be said to her best friend’s face anyway . donna was just covertly glad that the subject brought her & aurora back together . eyebrows arch in amusement at the details of the quarrel . “ wow , sounds like wes has the hots for you . guess he saw your fenty campaign & got a little excited . ” the femme teases with a smirk , “ so , what now ? have you guys talked ? ”
“okay good, as long as we’re on the same page there,” aurora nodded, letting out a breath she hadn’t even realized she’d been holding. everything about the debacle since day one had been stressing her out, from why wes had needed to get into such a violent fight to any rise of the feelings she’d pushed away so long ago. though she secretly hoped donna was right about her fenty photos, she let out a sharp laugh and shook her head fervently. “joke’s on him because if we didn’t work in chicago, doesn’t mean we’re gonna work in new york.” they were just supposed to be a fling. that was what aurora reminded herself any time she remembered how dumb she had been to ever let those feelings progress any further. “no, haven’t seen him since.” --- since she’d spent the rest of the night trying to take care of his bruises after getting home from the station. her shoulders rose and fell to show an air of nonchalance, her eyes glued to the rim of her mug as if avoiding all eye contact would convince anyone that she didn’t care. “how’s he doing?”
liamfm:
‘ i don’t recommend it to be honest , parents hate me . ’ he pointed out , chuckling only a couple of seconds later . ‘ ironic since you’re actually the only girlfriend who’d benefit from it . ’ he chuckled , even if the word girlfriend left a bitter taste in his mouth . he was only joking , and despite the image they had to sell he didn’t see aurora like a girlfriend at all , it’d be insane if he did , but he had been single for so long the mere mention of the word was like trying to dust off an old book left unattended for a years and years , causing nothing other than allergies . ‘ oh my bad , do you want me to scroll down your instagram and look for a picture of my liking ? ’ he questioned in amusement . he was joking about not having to think , but it was true . he figured the only thing worse than having to pretend you were dating someone was having to pretend you knew them , sure , there were downsides to letting other people control the image of them offered to the world , be he liked to believe the pros outweighted the cons . at least he didn’t have an actual girlfriend to worry about , which now that he ponder on it caused more questions to pop into his head . ‘ aw , i love that . i’m gonna feel so loved . ’ liam only kept the teasing tone , considering he wasn’t one to advertise his very few relationships on social media . pulling away , it didn’t take long for his lips to curled into a smirk , rolling his eyes playfully . ‘ hey now ! i’m not gonna waste my skills just for show , am i ? ’ he raised a brow at the artist , tilting his head back just enough to look at her properly . ‘ you can’t handle 10 out of 10 . ’ liam winked amused , patting her hand on his knee as he did .
“in that case, maybe you should meet mine,” she smirked, clearly joking though she would actually pay money to witness her dad’s reaction live to the news of her supposed new boyfriend. “we couldn’t possibly waste those talents on the one relationship where it's actually needed.” aurora continued to play along, though it would be baffling to even consider the possibility that she could bring someone home to meet the parents. that was simply a concept far too serious in the world of love and relationships for her to fathom ever happening in any future. but, with no need to think about the unlikely scenario, aurora focused her gaze back on him, winged eyes narrowing playfully. “i don’t know, can i trust your judgment?” she asked. the two probably didn’t know each other well enough yet where there was a chance he might not pick up on her sarcastic tone or humor, but if she couldn’t at least enjoy herself on these forced dates, then what was the point? “then again, if every single one isn’t to someone’s liking, i’m not curating my feed well enough,” she shrugged -- this time, every ounce of irony gone from her tone. as an img model, aurora was well aware she could take a good photo, and she knew her best angles to share on social media. despite the lighthearted manner that they discussed the upcoming hallmark holiday, aurora’s nose scrunched at his reaction. “oh yeah, it’ll be the sappiest shit you read all day,” she joked, knowing fully well that even if she was supposed to be in a relationship, she wasn’t going to let her team get that off brand with the instagram post. “oh, so i’m a waste now?” she quipped, easily turning his own words back on him just to give him a hard time. she actually couldn’t care less and actually quite agreed with his sentiments. or, at least the first part. her eyebrows raised, amused and intrigued at the same time. “next time, try me,” she laughed as she pulled her hand back to reach for her glass again, assuming the paparazzi had gotten enough at this point. “i can handle a lot more than you think.”
➥ .⋆° 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕞𝕖𝕤𝕤𝕒𝕘𝕖 ⁎
devin: i'm not angry or upset.
devin: but i do appreciate you letting me know, it would have been pretty uncomfortable to find out from someone else, so, thank you.
devin: as for a box of laduree macarons, i can absolutely do my best to bring some back for you.
aurora: okay... i'm sorry this is the shitty world we live in where we do shit like this
aurora: i'll try to give you a heads up when there's something coming out about him and me
aurora: thank you, queen