Maya's dumb blog

I make everything overly horny... you're welcome!!

[prettylittlelattesworld]

THE LATTE'S MASTERLIST

🏵️WELCOME TO THE INTERNET 🏵️

My name is Maya. I'm 20 years old, puerto rican, she/her— English is not my first language so if any of my fics have mistakes, just let them be I'll get to them eventually. Sometimes, all of the time actually, I let the horny voices in my head win.

I mostly write fics for Shawn Hatosy characters. I love him too much, need him too disrespectfully, and dream of him too often. Ugh!!! It's the same for my dear Jax Teller, that cheating little whore— Tara better than me, I would've beat his ass. But I'm still horny for him.

I take quite literally ANY requests for a Shawn Hatosy character and pitt characters too, like I'll write ANYTHING. I don't shame or judge kinks, you like what you like and I'm happy to be chosen to write it. And you can always request something for a shawn character that's not on this list!!

However, there are actually two things I won't write. One: I WON'T write pedophilia. Ew! Ew! Ew! That's gross! I'll write the fuck out of a huge age gap, but they gotta be nineteen or older. Two: male!readers. I just don't really know how to go about that. Sorry.

Mwah!!!!

ANDREW POPE CODY

Belly-to-Belly part two coming soon!

JACK ABBOT

in progress...

SAMMY BRYANT

in progress...

TITUS DANFORTH

That's What You Are part two coming soon!

Titus's Hyper Wife

BASCOLM

in progress...

TERRY MCCANDLESS

In progress...

THE OTHER PITT CHARACTERS

in progress...

And,

JAX TELLER

In progress...

[illud93]

childhood best friend pope who doesn't approve of your boyfriend..

[easybbgrl]

Jax Teller: literal sex God

(Sons of Anarchy S6E2)

Cheek to fucking cheek.

Hovering *just* above her. So damn close.

Exhaling over and over in her ear.

The thrust.

The heft.

The weight behind his fuck.

His iron grip on that pillow.

(Weeping bc it will never be *my* legs spread beneath him)

For @spaghettificationandpretzels

[mikromoon]

I started barking

[crazy444you]

the most monumental moment of a girls life is the switch from wattpad to tumblr

[easybbgrl]

I never see this scene on tumblr and it drives me nuts, so here’s my fave sex scene from soa.

Edited the exposure so you can actually see what’s happening, bc they made this shit so dark you practically have to squint lol.

[prettylittlelattesworld]

GOOD LAWDDDDDD!!!! ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT ME NEXT

[devinemist]

All i do is eat sleep & go on tumblr

[groovyangelkisses]

Sammy is such a sassy little shit sometimes in Southland. I could imagine you two are going back and forth over something mundane and Sammy feels that this is his new hill to die on (mostly because he likes seeing you get all riled up and talk back to him) and after sometime you figure out that he's not gonna drop it and you finally tell him:

"Hey, Sammy?"

"Yeah, baby?"

"Shut up."

But you've got this tired and amused grin and he knows you aren't really pissed at him so he just hits you with the:

"Yes, ma'am." 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

I know a well timed "Yes ma'am", from Sammy would have me jumping his bones and I'm sure that mf would know it too and use it to his advantage 😖

oh truuuuust he is so happy where he’s at. this is so so so good, i’m obsessed with sammy and his fiery gf <3

like one time you’re both bickering on the street about where to eat for date night and you turn to him “sammy, just shut the fuck up. i’ll handle it, you’ll love wherever i choose, promise.” and give him a big kiss with a tap on his cheek before walking away with a little wave.

now ben laughs, thinking he’ll look up from his lunch and see the very angry, moody sammy he’s always known. but instead he sees a red face, a wide smile and doughy eyes following your every move. “you okay with that, sammy?” “fuck yeah, she could tell me to bark and i’d get on all fours, man.”

[lovaeir]

a picture you take on an early, sunny, sunday morning while you and sammy sit on your back porch and watch your kids play in the yard with richter <3

[valleyanimalz]

god he’s such a needy puppy i can’t take it anymore

[borderlineferalgirl]

Shawn Hatosy’s thighs.

[nessa007]

Nikki + facial expressions OBSESSION (2026) Dir. Curry Barker

[kendallroydefender]

[popeyammy]

rest assured every fic prefaced "english is not my first language" will be the juiciest, most poetic, life altering piece of fanfiction you will ever read. you know who you are. and we thank you for your service.

[prettylittlelattesworld]

rewatching sons of anarchy and getting back all my feelings for jax teller is like seeing that one friend who you did everything with then one day they just disappeared from your life but you still have those damn friendship bracelets...

[tr0phyg1rlfr13nd]

watching shawn hatosy edits on tiktok is like cigarette breaks to me now like that's the only good thing left in my life

[lovaeir]

If we’re moots I hope you know I’m stalking dat page at least once a day bc I’m obsessed with your guys’ writings <3 mwuahaha

[prettylittlelattesworld]

new theme!!! does it make me louder?