Immaterial Boy

I was distracted by my own reflection in your eyes.

[avt-jakara]

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[rylandsgrace]

Shazam! Fury of the Gods (2023) dir. David F. Sandberg

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BLADE RUNNER 2049 (2017) — Directed by Denis Villeneuve — Cinematography by Roger Deakins

[mactiir]

So I ended up with free time at the end of my first class today, so I was like "do yall wanna see a vintage meme?" and turned on "what does the fox say". Expected like. A laugh from the kids, or even just a "wtf is this mx?" which is. A reasonable reaction to What Does The Fox Say.

But instead of a reasonable reaction. all of my students watched the first 60 seconds with jaws agape. And then this one kids turns to me like the fucking eye of Sauron and literally goes:

[mactiir]

My husband told me I also should share the next part of this story, where I, feebly trying to defend my honor against a child, said, "No, this video was just big when I was in college!" and he scoffed, rolled his eyes, and absolutely obliterated me by saying, "So did you go to furry college?"

[mactiir]

To everyone pointing out my icon: do I have a fursona? Yes. Does that make me a furry? Almost definitely. Do you admit that to a 12 year old who has just accused you of being a furry, in front of 23 other 12 year olds, with 25 instructional days left in the year? Absolutely THE FUCK not!!!

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[uuuhshiny]

Pedro Pascal in NYPD Blue, S08E09

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you are grounded, for til cock

FOR TIL COCK????????

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[roundo]

ok no one told me Rock Hudson looked like this... and he was SIX FOOT FIVE. I know he had the 1950s gays throbbing and gaping

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🌷 here is a flower for anyone not feeling their best today

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great job everyone lets hit the showers

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Not again

[cool-way-to-die-deactivated2022]

gentle reminder that you can’t get this kind of nonsense from any other site

[lady-byleth]

it always comes back to skyrim somehow.

[corsolanite]

Today is a national holiday!  On this day, Mewtwo was born. Happy birthday Mewtwo!

[girard]

i dont mind when people are annoying online bc i remember back when i was 14 and so annoying online and its fun to be young and not know how to act we've all been there. Checks bio. oh theyre older than me

[aliensupersyn]

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[mjalti]

why did God give me these battles (getting dressed and leaving the house)

[ortut]

Atta Kim (김아타) - ON-AIR Project 153-1, Ice Parthenon, from the series Monologue of Ice, 2008

[paladitos]

who is telling men that having gray in their hair is ugly. why are they fucking lying

[paladitos]

who is telling women that having gray in their hair is ugly!!!!!!! why are they fucking lying!!!!!!!

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