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I think

I just tried to book a room in a cloister in Carcassonne.

Guillermo Andrés Lorca García Huidobro

Laura y los perros. Oil on canvas, 200x150 cm (2012) Ovejas. Oil on canvas, 190x148 (2012-2013) El Banquete. Oil on canvas, 250x206 cm (2013-14) La vida eterna. Oil on canvas, 290x260 cm (2013)

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WANT

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The Princess Finds Horns on her Head. European Folk & Fairy Tales Joseph Jacobs New York: G.P. Putnam’s Sons, 1916.

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“I know you are jolted because it suddenly occurs to you that It might be true!”

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Yhusss Nina Simone

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but was it ever in doubt?

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When someone asks if you want to order pizza. Source: Eat Drink and Be Social

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but really guys

tampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periods

should be a thing

wrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures

make kids feel comfortable about something natural that happens to their bodies.

and for goodness sake

don’t sexualize it

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No. Actually. Why do you need this? You don’t. Getting your period means you are starting to mature, which means you need to drive them AWAY from needless things like that. Also, you all bitch enough as it is about paying for these things, imagine how much more money companies will charge for those things? Or, maybe EDUCATE them, so they will already feel comfortable about it. Jesus fucking christ.

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Tell that to ten-year-old me, who still hadn’t had the period talk yet in school. I was crying and freaking out because I thought I was dying. Then my mother comes up to me and says with a smile “You’re becoming a woman!” I didn’t want to grow up yet. I was ten. Fucking ten and was told to start to grow up. My mom wanted me to get away from silly little kids things because I’m fucking bleeding out my goddamn vagina.

Also some people are children at heart and like to be silly and having a dinosaur-patterned maxi-pad would be pretty fuckin’ hilarious and I’m sure there’d be a huge market for that.

Not all people with vaginas are stoic and serious and want the same frilly, swirly boring-ass pads and tampons.

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Not to mention more youth friendly packaging could make it less embarrassing for kids to carry these items.

Especially when there’s evidence that more and more girls (in the US at least) are experiencing early onset puberty.

This is not the middle ages people, we’re not rushing to mature and marry kids off the minute they start to bleed (OK, some places still do and that needs to stop asap)… Point is, let kids be kids even and especially through stuff as difficult as puberty.

Also, I’d like velociraptor pads for myself.

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I got my period when i was 9. this is absolutely the best way to go about it.

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“You’re starting to mature!” … Uhm. No.

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CAN I PLEASE HAVE A TAMPON WITH SPACE THINGS ON IT ALREADY GOD

#rockettampon

why does listening to Nothing Compares 2 U make me feel better after a long night of feeling moody and broody? am i broken? is this how my brain really works?

#braindead #sineadoconnor

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Video: Excited Baby Bunny Enjoys His Milk

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this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

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this is my favourite story of all time and im probably going to reblog it many times throughout my blog’s lifetime

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In an organ transplant surgery, timing is critical. Doctors drop organs into a plastic bag and put them on ice, but lungs soon stop breathing, and hearts stop beating. The organs essentially shut down and start to deteriorate. This means doctors have only about five to 10 hours to get the lung from the donor into the recipient. If the travel time is too long, the organ can’t be used and goes to waste. An Andover company known as TransMedics came up with a system known as the Organ Care System. The portable device keeps the heart beating, circulates blood through the heart and lungs, and pumps oxygen through the lobes so the lungs can breathe outside the body. (Source)

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"if it walks like a genocide, talks like a genocide and sounds like a genocide, it's a genocide."

#obama #armenia #genocide

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Here’s a friendly PSA from Captain America to adorn your dashboard

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Helen Mirren

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I just... I just want to be friends with her. I want to call Helen Mirren up and say "hey, do you want to get brunch tomorrow and talk about the patriarchy and whatever the fuck was going on in Caligula?"