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Would vomit. Too tired. Gay. NYC. Sleepy guy.

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[liam-boldd]

[orpheuslament]

oftentimes two guys who want to fuck each other not fucking each other is hotter than if they fucked each other

[pinkpink0]

i hope i am the tumblr mutual you wanna fuck

[pinkpink0]

i hope i am the tumblr mutual you wanna fuck

[catboybiologist]

Ice beam is low-key a sauceless "standard" move for its type

[catboybiologist]

Earthquake? That is THE ground move. The ground quakes beneath you.

Surf? A giant wave of water that your pokemon can ride. A thunderous tide. Invokes the ocean.

Thunderbolt? Arcing flashes of electricity zap you.

Flamethrower? Fire breath, fire throwing, an arc of propelled flame is classic.

Ice beam? It's a beam. Of ice. Could've been a gust of frigid wind, or a frost incursion, or being entombed in a glacial slab, but noooooo it's a beam. Of ice.

[kittycatwhore]

yes but it goes foowaaaa ting ting ting ting ting ting and i really like that part

[catboybiologist]

Fuck you're right post cancelled

[neenarchive]

minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son

[neenarchive]

(pulling a painted vase out of my wallet) and this is my youngest at his first nose ring fitting. isn't he handsome

[monsters-of-the-cock]

[classycoffeegiver]

what an awesome erection…. and the cock too!

[brendingo-deactivated20160314]

[seppel4]

geiler säbel;)

[bentboy2016]

Uncut and curved!

It will go places straight cocks never go.

Fabulous.

[classycoffeegiver]

now that’s a g-spot tickler if I’ve ever seen one

[gravityjunior]

Starting a collection

[rainintheforecast]

is it too much to ask for friends who wanna send me pov videos of them sucking dick & cock?

[captain-price-returns]

It's not just that they're doing corruption, but they're doing the kind of corruption that is basically "guy hands over a cartoon money sack with dollar signs on it" corruption.

[natalieironside]

When I got my current job they made me sign a form acknowledging that I'll be immediately fired if I accept free mcdonalds or an amazon gift card from someone at a rival firm

[effemimaniac]

bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.

[golbatist]

instructions unclear

[womanbachelor]

erotic bookplate by A. Bernard C. Keeves (England)

[40ouncesandamule]

[sin-aestheticx]

hey, it's ok, you post so good and your hog is so fat

[superbeans89]

Booty shorts that say this